Chapter 6: The worst client ever

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(Hello everyone seeing how I haven't mentioned how Kyofu looks I didn't want to leave you in the dark so I drew him. Now I don't want any flames on him so if you think you can do better then go ahead and try.
Oh yeah everyone is 13 that seems right for them.
And onto the chapter.)

Andoru's POV
"Pinky in position."

"Duck butt in position."

"Whiskers in position, believe it!"

"Inu in position. But I'm not a complete perve like you sensei."

"Alright then, now!" With that Naruto, who was closest, grabbed the cat who was a flailing ball of fur. When the dust settled there was Naruto, battered and scratched, holding a black cat. kakashi and the cat look each other in the eye, both with hate.
Though what makes this funny is that sensei is sweating nervously.

"Who'd have ever guessed that Kakashi was telling the truth." Kyōfu tells me. 'Although that cats chakra feels familiar for some odd reason.' Kyōfu thinks to himself.

"Damn cat, I'm going to kill you!" Naruto and Kakashi sensei yell.

"And no you aren't. Naruto, I can understand you trying to kill this cat. But you sensei, it's nice to know you weren't lying but come on! You know the shunshin for crying out loud!" I tell them. "As for you kitty, your coming work me back to my home girl." I tell the cat.

When I reach out to grab the cat she made no resistance so I pick her up and begin to stroke her cheek. With that we left looking for Tora again. This time when we did actually find Tora it was Sasuke's turn to grab him and his turn to get a face full of claws.

"Damn cat do you know who you just scratched. I am Sasuke Uchiha." Tora looked at me and I then found another cat in my arms. Moving the black cat, who I named Yorukokoro, (AN Nightheart) onto my head we went to the Hokage tower.

Inside said persons office Sarutobi had three kagebunshin doing the paperwork while he was reading Icha Icha paradise.
When he heard a knock on his door he put away the book while saying enter.

When we came in sensei said, "Mission complete." I gave Tora back to his owner, the fire daimyo's wife who instantly was squeezed to death.

'Serves that cat right for scratching my precious Uchiha face.' Thought Sasuke with a full ego once again.

"Um ma'am you might not want to squeeze him that tightly. A cat prefers it when you hold it more softly like you would embrace a loved one." I tell her while demonstrating it with Yorukokoro who seemed to have growled when I pulled her off but started purring when I held her.

"Oh thank you young boy I'll make sure you get extra payment." The fire daimyo's wife says.

"It's alright ma'am, I consider no other Genin having to not do this mission again payment enough so you can keep your money." I tell her.

With that she left with a happy Tora in her arms. Lord Hokage then read the missions we could do. "Now next we have babysitting, picking sweet potatoes, painting a fence,- " I want a C-Rank mission jiji these D-Rank ones are joke." Naruto yells Lord Hokage.

"Naruto!" Iruka yells. "You just became a Genin so of course you'll do a lot of D-Rank missions. Once your a Chunin then you do the C-Rank missions. Then when you're a Jounin you can do B-Rank and A-Rank missions." Iruka explains.

"For once the dobe has a point. I can't become strong enough to kill 'him' with these worthless D-Rank missions." Sasuke says.

"I agree with Naruto-baka and Sasuke-kun as well." Sakura says.

"And you Andoru?" Lord Hokage asks me.

"Well I can already tell with how this has gone that something's going to happen and I won't like it but, truth is they outnumber me so I technically have no choice in the matter." I tell him.

"Alright, you are too escort this bridge builder to the land of waves starting tomorrow so I'll introduce you now. Bring him in!" The Hokage said and with that a man in his late forties, smelling of sake, walked in.

"I ask for ninja and I get a bunch of brats." He said. "They don't even look ready for the job, especially the stupid looking midget." He continues.

"Who's the stupid midget?" Naruto asks. When we all line up and he realizes he's the shortest he yells, "I'm going to kill you!" However he's restrained from doing so by Kakashi sensei.

"Well meet me at the gate at 8:30 OK you four?" Kakashi sensei asked.

"OK. Just make sure your on time if you want to keep reading Icha Icha paradise sensei." I tell him in a threatening way that promised I would destroy his book should he show up late. "Well I'll see you all tomorrow. Ja ne." I say.

With that everyone else started leaving too. Once outside of the tower I started walking to a pet care store. When I saw that Yorukokoro was giving me a look I said, "Hey you need a litter box, and cat food don't you." Seeing her flex her claws I smirked, she was wild, she would hunt her own food and would go outside to use the restroom.

"Fine but I'm still going to get you a water bowl." I tell her. Seeing how she had no problem with that I went inside and bought a fairly large one for 1200 yen. (I finally found out how many yen to a dollar thanks to a review.)

Walking out of the store I make my way back home for dinner. That night I decided on having mole enchiladas for dinner with rice and beans. (AN until you've had mole enchiladas you haven't lived.)
When I finished I washed the dish and silverware. I then see Yorukokoro licking her paws after having a mouse.

"Hey hatchling I need to tell you something." I hear Kyōfu say.

"Yeah, what is it Kyōfu?" I ask him while drinking some water.

"I'm not sure if I'm right but I think that cat is my niece." He stated.

(AN well that's it for this chapter but I'll bet you didn't expect that. Well until next time, see ya.)

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