Rating characters because I got shit to say about some of them:
Abuela Alma: Really chose magic over your own grand-daughter that is really doing the MOST to help out. Also, we're not gonna talk about thay triple chin that's going on rn? 4/10
Abuelo Pedro: Okay so this man really tried to defend the survivors with his hands and then his soul became a miracle?? If I try to ask, I'll be more confused than before so I'm not gonna ask. Also, he could lowkey get it. 7/10
Pepa: First of all, how did Alma and Pedro get a white baby when they're not white? I get that genetics play a part, I did that in middle school (worst science topic ever) but still the chances. Lemme stop because Pepa ain't all that shit. Pepa's earrings are everything and I just love her. 9/10
Félix: One of the best Disney fathers to exist because Disney always gotta kill the parents off. It's either the mother, father, or both, so the fact that we got 2 great fathers that are fairly hot is a step up. Also, Pepa and Félix are basically made for each other. Félix is there to keep Pepa under control. 10/10
Julieta: Bruno and her are the only ones that actually look 50 like how did this happen? Also, if my mothet said to cook this much for the village for free, I'd leave. Woman deserves better treatment than this. Still a great mother. 10/10
Agustín: My favorite character by far. Underrated, relatable, prioritizes kids over a dusty ass woman and a house with a magical miracle, has style, and is hot. Agustín is basically made for Julieta and he's been in so many accidents to where he just doesn't care. We need more Disney fathers like him because this ain't enough. 11/10 (Not like anyone cares but I'm making a cosplay of him)
Bruno: Where do I even begin? Overrated as shit next to Camilo and I'm not sure why. At least he's a great actor and isn't completely insane. Gives Dolores entertainment. Still, he has bags under his eyes and I'm convinced he's stressed and depressed and sleep deprived like me. 8/10
Isabela: Headcanon of mine is that she's a lesbian. Her song goes but not as much as Surface Pressure. I swear her face when Abuela says "What is going on here" at the end of What Else Can I Do? is so heartbreaking and I just wanna giver her a hug. She kind of reminds me of Pocahontas for some reason. It might be the hair. 10/10
Dolores: I swear this woman got the best and worst miracle ever. She can expose people and then she hears babies being made. At least her part in We Don't Talk About Bruno goes. 9/10
Luisa: Luisa is basically that middle child that wants validation so she pushes herself to be likeable and validated. That's sad and das not good. Luisa's song Surface Pressure is amazing and the way her voice cracked when Senorita Guzman asked her to get the piano and then she just sobs. Luisa needs a break and I'm glad she got that at the end. 10/10
Camilo: Overrated. That's all I have to say. 7/10
Mirabel: Girl I would've blew that candle out sooner. They took a family picture without you and never bothered to make a room for you or even make the nursery any better for you. She's also too forgiving. Since her dress is everything and I want to. 8/10
Antonio: My baby. So small and cute and huggable. I swear I want an Antonio because he's just so cute and I can't with him. My favorite parts are "What if it doesn't work?" "I told them to warm up your seat!" "For the nerves" and "We made this one for you". The amount of times I screamed into my pillow because of how much he makes me wanna cry. 11/10
