Assigning quotes from my class to TWST

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*(me) Epel and (Marco) Jack fooling around after last class*

(Marco) Jack: Hit me

(Me) Epel: *hits (Marco) Jack between his eyes*

(Marco) Jack: *tears up because (Seth) Epel accidentally poked his eye*

(Me) Epel: (Marco) Jack, I'm sorry, you told me to hit you-

(Marco) Jack: Don't worry, you just poked my eye

(Ben) Ace: (Chris) Deuce it's scary that you just randomly go around hitting ppl

(Chris) Deuce: It wasn't me, it was (Seth) Epel

(Ben) Ace: (Seth) Epel WTF

(Me) Epel: He told me to hit him-

Not part of the story but I use the names Seth and Sawyer

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*in physics class*

Physics teacher: how do you get the wine out of the    
*thingy that you put the wine in but it's not the bottle*

(Chris) Ace: *Whispering to (Seth) Deuce* With a vacuume

(Me) Deuce:  *quiet kettle noises*

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*Same physics class*

Physics teach. : if the wine pours on the table the table will absorb it what do you do?

(Kimmy) Grim: Lick it up

(Marco) Yuu: Buy a new table

(Chris) Ace: With a Vacuume XD

(Me) Deuce: No, not the vacuume XD

(Me) Deuce: Break the table and suck the wine out of it

Physics teach. : it's bold of you guys to assume that I can take your bullshit

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*Other physics class*

Physics teach. : While I was checking the exams I noticed that you (John) Grim, wrote down the recipe of the gulas soup

The class: XD

(Aaron) Ace: * who used it the recipe to get a D in a physics final exam* XD

Physics teach: And you (Georgy) Deuce you wrote Botticelli instead of toricelli. Botticelli was a famous painter who painted a naked woman and the painting was called "the birth of Venus" and if you thinked of that I can give you one point

The whole class: XD

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