I had taco bell for breakfast and i couldnt stop shitting, I was sitting next to the girl thinking, "damn she's hot" but then I farted and drama happens. My ass hole started to smell and I quickly ran into the bathroom. I was so worried if she would see it, I should've never eaten that Doritos shell taco.
Ok I finished using the bathroom and now everyone is laughing at me, turns out I took a big fat shit in my pants and my pants were white, thankfully she didnt see thank god