Donald got ready for his election, today was ur mom 707 2024(time works diff here obvi). Selena came in to watch it on TV with him she was his maid, her career of singing or Wtvr she does flunked like I did in math, and so she became trumps personal maid, she got paid good money for it too, but when she was dating justice or Justin or Wtvr he got roasted by trump so she went to live with trump. So they got settled on their couch (Couch Pic)⬇️
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Anyways so on their TV (TV pic ⬇️)
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
So they were watching the election and George was winning,
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
So turns out George Washington was our new president sadly turnip wasn't 2024
"Selena I didn't win" Trump said in remorse "I know twumpy wumpy plumpy pumpy all the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better ru-" Selena started singing mid sentence Mid like her hair "Selena you fucking crackass this is why your singing career didn't work because your a little stuck up bitch" trump stated with his hoarse voice from eating oranges all day
"I'm sowwy you didn't win ze ewection but even if you didn't win the election to be preidœnté but you can win the election to be my new zaddy" Selena said in discust or Wtvr the word is
"And how to I do that babagrill😏👻" turnip WHY THE CHANGE IN FONT Anyways Trump picked up selener and fawked her with his 3 inch peener then she gave him gawk fawk 3000 and they had kids and in 2025 George went back to 1669 and died so turnip was elected pres or Wtvr and they died in 2089 anyways bye crunchie wunchies I missed you
