Ok, we are caught up now. I think.

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Sirens started blaring, and the speaker from the beginning said "Someone has obtained the crown. Everyone else shall now be hunted down and murdered. Naturally, as a thief mom and dad have given me their genes, I stole the crown. Ok, we are caught up now.
"HEY! GIVE BACK THE CROWN, THEIF!!"
"NO, WHY SHOULD I?!?"
I started running (with it on my head of course) then a guard noticed me.
"Ahh, hello new ruler. Come with me, I will show you your room in the castle."
"No, this isn't fair."
"What do you mean? You won, so you get to be the ruler of North Korea."
"No, I had my girlfriend killed because we wanted to rule together. We wanted to rule TOGETHER, don't you see?!? I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN HAVE THIS CROWN WITH ME!"
I threw the crown on the floor, and it shattered into little golden pieces.
"Are you sure you wish to die?" The guard said.
"Yes, this is what I choose. I need to be with my girlfriend."
"Very well then." I heard a gun shot, but all of a  sudden, it turned into an alarm. I was late for work. Crap! I got dressed quickly, put on my favorite hat, and went to work. Man, I hope I get that promotion... I had thought to myself.

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