Zzzzzz.. Nathaniel and his girlfriend Joanna had just finished a 20 day anal sesh with the strap on which nathaniel happily used with delight. He was sleeping on his stomach in his pink, glittery pyjamas with a hole conveniently around the area of his succulent, juicy, chocolate, limited edition, mcdonald's, chocolate shake. His girlfriend on the other hand, was watching tik toks on how to break up with her boyfriend after not being able to borrow his piping hot serving of creamy deliciousness. All of a sudden, Nathaniel is woken by a massive rumble coming from the door. Joanna is surprised by this as his house was usually peaceful at this time, due to him living alone in a massive mansion in scumthorpe. *knock knock* "Nathaniel, who on earth could that be?" questioned sweet Joanna. "i honestly have no freaking idea, this is bullocks." said nathaniel in a surprised tone.