ʀɪᴅᴇ, tom riddle one-shots

the wrong number

author's note: i am so sorry that i haven't updated this in forever! i'll be sure to update this more often <3

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Death Eater meeting at 2:00 AM sharp.

Don't be late.

y/n

i'd rather not join a cult <3

unless...

will there be food and drinks provided?

Unknown

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Yes, there will be food and drinks

y/n

how do i sign up?

Unknown

Just show up to the meeting.

y/n

it would be helpful if i knew where it was

Unknown

It's being held at the come and go room.

Also known as the Room of Requirement.

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*At the Death Eater meeting*

Unknown

What the hell are you doing here??

y/n

you texted me to come

and promised food and drinks

Unknown

Shit I thought you were Crabbe or Goyle.

Now you need to leave.

y/n

who are you?

is this abraxas?

Unknown

Do you want it to be?

y/n

no, he's just the only person here that i can tolerate

anyways, i'm going to get food

care to join me?

*Y/n stood up from her chair and walked over towards the food table*

As Y/n was filling her plate with various snacks and desserts, she could feel somebody's presence behind her. She slowly walked down the table, the person still following her. Y/n quickly turned around, ready to launch a muffin at the stalker's face. As she threw the muffin, Y/n realised she had just made a grave mistake. She had thrown the muffin straight at Tom Riddle's face. All the colour in Y/n's face faded and Riddle looked furious. Turning on her heels, Y/n quickly walked out of the room, breaking into a jog once she was in the corridors.

Tom walked swiftly after her, clutching his wand in his right hand. Y/n continued running, trying to get to the dungeons as soon as possible.

"I'm going to kill you!" Tom yelled, starting to run now.

"Aguamenti!" Y/n yelled, soaking the boy in water. If he was already mad, why not make it fun?

At this point, Tom had stopped running and was just standing in the middle of the corridor. Y/n took this chance to run even faster. She was almost at the dungeons, just one more flight of stairs until she was safe.

Tom cast a drying spell and turned around. He had a meeting to run. Y/n finally made it to her dorm, locking the door behind her. She sat on the floor, catching her breath when she received a text.

Unknown

I'm going to murder you.

Sleep with one eye open.

y/n

okay mr. muffin man 😚😚

Unknown

You're going to regret that.

y/n

yeah?

Unknown

I'm going to punish you for this.

y/n

just b/c ur head boy doesn't mean you can give out detention left and right

Unknown

Then what else is head boy supposed to do?

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You're rude.

y/n

ur mom-

oh wait rip merope

Unknown

I hate you.

y/n

uno reverse

Unknown

WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING???

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