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"BATTER UP I AINT TALKING NO NELLY KAY KAY SPOT EM AND HE PLUCK EM LIKE SKELLYYYY"
"yelling so damn loud you finna get evicted first week" my dad speaks into the phone. I've been back home for a minute now.
My phone set on my dresser as i danced around waving my big ass gun around, dougie song playing in the back. I called my dad for something but i forgot what it was as soon as the call connected to be honest.
"OPPS IN THE STOP AND WE BUSHIN THE TELLYYY"
"leasey yo cousin nem finna come over i don't got time for yo foolishness"
"you know you my biggest hater huh" i respond as i try to catch my breath.
"girl whatever. you need to go see yo momma cause she called me earlier upset." Why does she keep talking to everybody but me...
"man you ruining my mood" i straight faced him. I'm tryna have a good night and here he go with this.
"you ruining my mood on my phone with this bullshit ass performance you putting on" he jokes
"your not funny baldy. i'll call her tomorrow tho i got shit to do tonight alright. you happy" i laughed.
"no. love you though leasey i'll talk to you tomorrow"
"love you too" i say before hanging up. Damn i need some friends cause calling my dad all the time is just getting sad...
Clicking on instagram, i noticed my shit was blowing.
followed by @cblu_180 @nasebk0 @theonlysettyb and more
How they even get my ig that fast? Clicking on the notification i peeped everyone who was with Dougie outside today followed me, kay and lovee included. Assuming Dougie gave it to them i followed them all back before exiting the app, shuffling the drill playlist Dougie made me on the speaker, he wanted to make sure i wasn't bumping his opps and shit.
Hearing one of his homeboys voice boom through the speaker, i enter my closet to pick out sum for the party, deciding on a short, black body con dress and my green bottega boots, incase i gotta stomp a hoe out.
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"YOOOOO"
"douglas i really don't like how you get on my phone yelling everytime"
I'm fresh out the shower, i'm talking only in a towel and a shower cap. Placing my phone on the bathroom counter so i can start my skincare.
"so federal..." he mumbles in response. "i called cause i wanted to make sure you was getting ready, i know you like to take your time"
