Kirby: Right Back at the World!

Famous Shmamous (1)

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Somewhere In The Town-Square.

"ACK-" The guy was taken aback by the hurtful question. And when I mean hurtful, I mean as in 'Pride Hurtful.' He tried regaining his confidence by telling the pink kid and the three weird creatures who he is.

"If I said Salamander, would that ring a bell by any chance?" He flaunted his rings and attempted a cool pose. "H-HE'S ALREADY GONEEEE!" Natsu, Happy, Kirby, and Meta Knight walked away from the guy and continued their search. "HOW RUDE OF YOU!!!" Some brown-haired girl, with pigtails, had DROP-KICKED NATSU! The brown-haired girl, followed by a blonde-haired girl, with messy hair, started to beat him up. Wait... nevermind... FOUR girls, started to beat Natsu up into a pulp.

"YEAH! SALAMANDER-SAMA IS AN AMAZING WIZARD!" "APOLOGIZE TO HIM, OR ELSE!" Meta Knight sweat dropped at the sight that he saw.

'Shouldn't we help him ...?' "OW, OW! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?" "Now, now girls... Just leave it at that. It's not like he meant any harm by it." He tried calming his enraged fans down.

"AHhhh~ He's so kind..!" The fans started to swoon over his kindness. Lucy looked at him and the group of girls and made an angry face. 'Salamander' then magically took out a marker and a board and started to write on it. "Here's my autograph. Feel free to show it off to your friends that you got one. In person." He handed Natsu the autograph of his name (𝓢𝓐𝓛𝓐𝓜𝓐𝓝𝓓𝓔☈), but Natsu just shoved it back in Salamander's hands.

"No thanks.. I'm fine without it." This angered the stans once again. And, you guessed it, they beat him up again for giving such a brash respond.

Natsu was now where the stans thought he belonged at... laying in trash. "Poyo?" "I guess we got the wrong person." Natsu sighed. Kirby ran up to Natsu and pulled on his leg to try and help him out of the trash. "P...Poyo!!!"

Meta Knight's eyes turned white as he just stood there in complete shock. If such a group of girls can just beat up a kid who was raised by a REAL fire DRAGON, he'd have to always make sure to never anger a Stan.

"Now, I have business at the next port, so if you ladies may excuse me..." All the fangirls turned towards his direction and started pouting. "Ehh?? You're leaving already?"

He snapped his fingers together. "Red Carpet." Purple flames started rising up from the ground near his feet and whooshed him up, now carrying him. "I'll be having a party on my ship this evening. Everyone, please attend!" He then flew away. "Of coursee!!" The girls happily walked away, and some trying to process what just happened or cheering for the event.