Just another one..

Pretend

"Kurt" Blaine said softly

"What Blaine?" Kurt said with a smile

"I know what you're doing" Blaine said with a knowing look

"Huh?" Kurt pretended not to know what Blaine was talking about

"The only reason you've fallen out with Santana is so she'll spend more time at Dalton" Blaine said with a look of disapproval

"I know that, you know that, no one else knows that" Kurt replied with a smile

Blaine shook his head "She might not have seemed like it but she was actually pretty upset"

Kurt sighed "She'll be fine" he paused "And if she's upset she can go to Sebastian"

Blaine crossed his arms "I said not to interfere Kurt"

Kurt shrugged "Blaine I know Santana and you know Sebastian, they're stubborn" he sighed "They just need a push that's all"

"Hey Santana" Jeff said as Santana walked in the room

"Hey Jeff" Santana replied with a slight smile

"Are you smiling San?" Nick asked jokingly

"Not a chance" Santana smirked at him

"Sebastian" Blaine said walking in the room "Oh hi Santana"

"Hi Blaine" Santana replied

"What Blaine?" Sebastian asked with his eyebrow raised

"Um" Blaine paused "Can I have a word?"

"I guess" Sebastian said with a smirk

"You too Santana" Blaine said as he walked out the room

Sebastian and Santana followed Blaine into an empty class room "What is is?" Santana said crossing her arms

"I really shouldn't say anything" Blaine paused "Kurt'll kill me"

"Spill" Sebastian and Santana said in union

"Never mind" Blaine said trying to leave but Sebastian blocked his exit

"Spill Blaine" Santana paused "Or else your bow ties and Beatles tribute will burn"

"Not the bow ties!" Blaine protested

Sebastian smirked "Just tell us"

"Alright" Blaine paused "The only reason Kurt had a go at you is because he ships you and Sebastian and"

Santana raised her eyebrow at him "And?"

"And he thought you both just needed a push" Blaine said looking down

Santana rolled her eyes "Are you being serious?"

"Very" Blaine replied

"He ships us together?" Sebastian asked not knowing how to react

"Yeah" Blaine paused "He saw you hugging the other night and decided that you're a cute couple"

"We're not a couple" Santana said smirking

"That's what I said but he won't listen, he thinks you just need a push" Blaine said

"This could be fun" Sebastian said with a grin

"What?" Blaine and Santana said in union

Sebastian smirked "Do you wanna get back a Kurt?"

"How?" Santana asked curiously

"I'm not in this" Blaine said immediately and headed towards the door

Sebastian waited until Blaine had left the room before continuing "Kurt ships us doesn't he?"

"Just get to the point Smythe" Santana said

Sebastian moved closer to Santana "We could pretend to be a couple"

Santana laughed "You're mad"

"Think about it, if we pretended to be together Kurt would probably be happier than ever" Sebastian paused "And think he's finally done it, but when he least expects it we could break his little heart"

Santana raised her eyebrow "And what would I get out of this?"

"You'd get to say you're the girl that turned me straight for a couple of weeks" Sebastian smirked when he saw Santana's expression "And you'd be playing on Kurt's emotions"

Santana stared at him "And what would you get out of it?"

"I just really don't like Kurt" Sebastian said simply

Santana hummed "Last time I checked you liked guys, well I did say 'liked', and I was into girls"

Sebastian chuckled "Santana I did say pretend to be into each other didn't I?"

Santana nodded "That's won't be too hard for you will it?"

"Is that a yes then Santana?" Sebastian said with a smirk

Santana returned the smirk "You haven't asked me, Smythe"

Sebastian chuckled "Santana will you pretend to be my girlfriend?"

Santana kept the smirk "I'd love to Sebastian"