Just another one..

Questions and Answers

"So" Sebastian said as he sat next to Santana in the kitchen

"What?" Santana asked with her eyebrow raised

"I can't believe he bought that" Sebastian paused "Well actually I can"

Santana laughed "Well you know Kurt, he lives in a world full of dreams"

Sebastian shrugged "Do you think he realises that fairy tales don't come true?"

Santana raised her eyebrow at him "Since when were we a fairy tale?"

Sebastian shrugged and put a hand through his hair "Just a figure of speech, Lopez"

Santana nodded and took out her phone

Text:

Santana: Hey Jeff

Jeff: Santana have you something to tell me?

Santana: Sebastian and I are pretending to be together to play a joke on Kurt

Jeff: Why?

Santana: You see Jeff, he ships us as a couple and since the only reason he pissed me off is to get us together we came up with a plan to get him back

Jeff: I'm coming over, I won't tell anyone.. Just explain to me why this is going on when I'm there

"Jeff's coming over" Santana said

"He isn't going to try and 'save' you is he?" Sebastian said sarcastically

"No I said we were pretending" Santana paused "But he's coming round so we can explain it to him"

"Alright" Sebastian said

Jeff came walking into the kitchen and sat opposite the two "Well then"

"What do you want to know?" Sebastian said with a smirk

"Everything" Jeff said sarcastically

"I already told you why we're doing it" Santana said

"Alright, but I still don't understand why you want to get Kurt back" Jeff said confused

"I just really don't like him" Sebastian said simply

"Because Jeff, the only reason why he basically shoved me out of that stupid Glee club" Santana paused "And pissed me off so much is so that we, Sebastian and I, would get together"

"So?" Jeff said

"So, we're making him believe that we're in a relationship to make him feel like he's done what he wanted" Santana said

"And then we're going to break his pathetic little heart" Sebastian continued

Jeff stared at them "How did you find out?"

"Blaine told us" Santana said

"But you're the only person who knows we're doing this" Sebastian said

Jeff nodded "Well I suppose it can't really hurt playing on his happiness for a while"

Santana and Sebastian nodded "Exactly" Santana said

Jeff smirked at his cousin "I won't stop you then"

"You couldn't if you tried" Sebastian said also smirking

Santana shook her head at the two "Thanks I guess Jeff"

Jeff nodded at Santana "I guess I'll have to play along then"

Sebastian stared at Jeff "Excuse me"

Jeff smirked at Sebastian "Everyone knows that Santana and I have a close relationship, and if I don't play along with your" He paused "Thing then people are obviously going to know that something is up"