LOVE OR HOST - Wilbur x Oc

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Austin: please welcome.... PHILZA!!

Niki & Artemis: HUH?!

Wilbur: PHILLL!!! DADZA!!!

Phil: Hello!

Artemis: Oh no, wilburrr..

Wilbur: oh wait shit

Everyone but Phil just giggled and laughed.

Phil: What did you guys do?

Artemis: nothing!
Wilbur: nothing!

Lacey: Oop haha

Austin: let's get on with this show-

Minx: Niki, Lacey and Artemis can we all get married right now?

Lacey: I mean, I wouldn't mind 😏

Niki: Neither

Artemis: I ain't against the idea-

Austin: WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A LOVE OR HOST!

Everyone laughed.

Austin: okay so Phil, take it away!

Phil: Okay so my son here is very, uh, how do I put this... unusual.

We all laughed.

Artemis: True

Wilbur: *whisper* treason..

Artemis: *giggles*

Phil: so let's just say that if Wilbur was to do something abnormal like eat sand, or-

Wilbur and I kept in our fit of giggles and laughs.

Phil: -something like that, what would you do?

Lacey: I'd probably prevent him from doing it

Niki: same, I don't want him hurting himself or consuming something that he shouldn't.

Minx: as much as I hate to say it I don't want to eat sand, so I'd probably fuck off.

Everyone giggled at this.

Artemis: I don't know what the FUCK y'all are talking about. I'd join him!

Wilbur cheered.

Artemis: Bruh sand tastes so good though! It gets in between your teeth and it's so crunchy!-

Phil: Oh no.

Everyone couldn't contain it anymore and laughed their asses off.

Austin: okay well that was weird. Wilbur!- you already have your answer don't you?

Wilbur: Yep!

Austin: okay, WELL! The lady going home, taking the title of fifth place on WilburSoots loh is... MINX!!! It's the end of the road for you.

Minx: FUCK YOU WILBUR I CHOSE HOST-

Minx left the call

Everyone laughed once again.

Austin: What the hell is going on?

*Timeskip to just Artemis and Niki*

Austin: We'll congratulations ladies, you've made it this far! For the last round, you will be going on a one-on-one date with the one and only WILBUR SOOT OY OY OY!

Wilbur: Oh my god-

Phil has left the call

Wilbur Niki and Artemis laughed.

Austin: So who wants to go first?

Niki: I'll go!

Artemis: Good luck my wife! I love you!

Niki: aww I love you too!

And I was separated into a different vc.

Then Tommy joined.

Tommy: you're going to win. There's no doubt.

Artemis: well you never kno-

Tommy: YOU ARE SO STUPID WOMAN!

Artemis: OI CALM YOURSELF, don't call me stupid. Or I'll call motherinnit.

Tommy: OKAY OKAY IM SORRY!

Artemis: hehe that's what I thought.

My chat was going off;

CHILD
TOMMYYY
child hehe
I'm boutta be Soundnotfound
Wtf is he doing here
CHILDINNIT
TOM!!
Ew too loud
Tommy poggggg

I laughed.

Tommy: Techno Phil and few others already know that you're going to win. We've been eyeing Wilbur the whole time and he can't seem to take his eyes off of you.

I blushed at this.

Artemis: Wait you're all watching the loh?

Tommy: of course idiot what did you think I said?

Artemis: you need to learn to use nicer words

Tommy: no

Artemis: calling motherinnit...

Tommy: NONONONO OKAY I'M SORRY

Artemis: hmph

*SBI group chat POV*

Phil: Dude Artemis is gonna win no doubt.

Techno: Obviously, he's eyeing her down intently and smiling every time he looks at her.

Tubbo: Truers

Tommy: why are you being so formal like chill tf out dude.

Techno: as sun tzu says-

Tommy: OKAY OKAY WE GET IT SUNTZU SAID SOME SHIT ALRIGHT

Tubbo: Tommy you need to calm down

Tommy: Don't tell me to calm down Tubbo or I'll-

Techno: or what Tommy?

Tommy: you don't wanna know what I'd do

Phil: XD

Techno: smh

Tommy: IVE GOT TO GO ARTEMIS NEEDS ME

Techno: does she really?

Tommy: YES

Tubbo: alright bye!

Phil: cya

Techno: later loser

*Artemis POV*

Tommy left and Austin and the others came back into the call.

I got really nervous at that moment.

Niki seemed happy, which usually WAS a good sign, since she's a happy girl, but not in this case.

Wilbur seemed unnerved.

Austin: ALRIGHT ARTEMIS! Your turn!

Artemis: O-oh-okay!

And Wilbur and I ascended into a different call.

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Endddd!!! :) if you like this series lmk!