LOVE OR HOST - Wilbur x Oc

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Austin: CAITI AND ALISSA ITS THE END OF THE ROAD FOR YOU TWO!

They both said their goodbyes and they both actually chose love. I can see why, Wilbur was gorgeous and insanely smart.

Austin: Okay Tommy would you like to ask your question?

Tommy: YES, WOMEN, IF you were to go on a date, with Mr Soot here, WHERE would you go?

Lacey:
Definitely to the park for a picnic.

Tommy: Boring

Minx: TOMMY SHUT THE FUCK UP YOURE AN ASSHOLE!

Austin: okay chill, moving on.

Jasmine: a cemetery. dead people are pretty chill.

Tommy: what the actual-

Wilbur: What is wrong with you?

Jasmine: what? at least they're quieter than Tommy over here.

Tommy: get her out.

Wilbur just laughed.

Austin: we aren't doing that Tommy.

Hazel: I would go to a library, it's quiet and peaceful and nice to hang out with someone.

Artemis & Niki: Oooooooh

Everyone laughed, including Wilbur, his laugh was so cute.

Artemis: what the hell.

Niki: That was weird

Minx: it's almost like it's meant to be. 😏

Artemis: Minx please be my second wife.

Minx: I thought you would never ask-

Tommy: OY SHUT THE FUCK UP, WERE IN WILBURS LOH!

We all laughed again.

Austin then asked the other girls where they would take Wilbur on a date and they were all really bad to be honest. But then Austin turned his attention to me.

Austin: What about you Artemis, where would you take Wilbur?

Artemis: Oh! Um... definitely an arcade. I'm a very competitive person, and I think it would be very cute. Or to a beach, we could eat sand together Wilbur!

Wilbur smiled wide at this.

Yes! I thought to myself.

Tommy: NO NOT SAND. NOT FUCKING THIS AGAIN.

Wilbur: Don't tell Phil

I giggled and Wilbur smirked.

Austin: Alright that concludes that round, Wilbur you're going to have to eliminate one more girl RIGHT NOW!

Wilbur: Dms

Austin: Wilbur what the fuck how are you so fast.

Wilbur: it's because I already have it ready.
Artemis: it's because he already has it ready.

Tommy: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU ARTEMIS

Artemis: UH.. I- UH

Everyone in the call just laughed except for Jasmine. She stayed silent. Weird, I thought.

Austin: Okay! Next round! So-

Tommy: I wanna ask another question.

Wilbur: Child shut the fuck up

Everyone giggled.

Austin: Fine, go ahead Tommy, but this is the LAST question for you okay?

Tommy: JESUS, FINE. Okay LADIESSSS-

Wilbur: get on with it

I giggled and Wilbur noticed and smiled afterwards.

Tommy: Who do you think is the WORST option for Wilbur?

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End of chapter lmao I'm sorry. You can read on now..