Y/N POV
It was freezing out side, I really couldn't stand it. I needed a place to stay in and warm myself up, I was so stupid why did I not bring a jacket with me?! "Ohmygod I fucking hate my life."
I said.
(Time skip)
I looked down at my hands, they were pale and freezing, everything as numb. I couldn't feel anything. I saw a house, only a house surrounded by snow. "Maybe the person who lives here probably might let me in?" I said.
Walking to the house. I knocked the door.
.
.
.
No answer.
"Oh come on! Im gonna die!" I said angry.
I thought of maybe knocking the door again.
Before knocking the door
The door opened by itself.
"The fuck?" I said confused.
I walked in, the door shut.
"AHH!" I jumped
I looked at the rug, the rug looked like nonsense. "Why does the rugs look like that?" A few second of silence. "Ehhh..I'll just sit on the chair thats near to the fire."
I walked to the chair and sat on it.
"Ahhhh much more comfortable here"
Few minutes of relaxing
NOBODY'S POV
Y/N was relaxing. After a few minutes of relaxing.
Little did she know that someone was behind the chair.
Y/N Closes her eyes.
The figure goes infront of her
"YO WASSUP, IM WAFER THE GINGERBREAD" The Figure said
Y/N Opens her eyes and and screams
"AHHHH!!!" And jumps.
"AHA! I SCARED YOU DIDNT I?" The figure
Y/N was in fear.
The Figure had white messy hair with red and green on it. Red shirt, white sleeves, pink thick pants, Grey shoes, white bowtie, face covered with pink thing that's dripping, white eyes and no mouth, long ass brown hat and a big ass hammer. It also had no fingers, and short.
Y/N'S POV
"GAH! WHAT ARE YOU?!" I said in fear
"I SAID IM WAFER THE GINGERBREAD!' It said with a annoying tone
I can tell it had a cute voice and a cute look
"Oh. Yeah sorry." I said.
"Come here~." He? Said.
I get down from the chair, and walk to him. He was shorter than me.
"Why tf are you in my toy take over house?" He said
I couldn't handle it I wanted to tease him.
"Well heh, I wanted to get warm." I said
"Oh." He said
"Now don't mind me." I said walking to the chair and sit on it.
"Eh- Hah, uh.. Your cute" he said being shy
I blush.
"BUT ANYWAYS! WOULD YE LIKE SOME COOKIES AND MILK?" He said in joy
"Hm~ aren't you a cookie?" I asked him
He blushes alot somehow
"WELL!-.. SHUT UP UGLY BITCHASS STRANGER THAT I HAVE MY FEELINGS ON! I- I ONLY HAVE A 2 INCHES COCK"
He said
"2 inches cock?" I asked
"MHm!" He says as he turns his head away putting his no fingers hand on his cock
"That made me hungry" I said
"WHAT THE FUCK!" He said loud
I giggle as I get down from the chair and walk up to the short male,
"I don't mind eating you" I said
NOBODY'S POV
Wafer starts to rap in pain infront of Y/N, Y/N gets confused
(Wait tf is a rap in pain)
"Wafer?" Y/N said confused
"BITCHASS UGLY POOPY UGLY GRANDMA SHITTY PERVERT HORNY HEAD, I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME SOMEHOW LET ME BECOME YOUR SLAVE." Wafer Said
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WARNING: NONSENSE SMUT
Btw it's my first time 😋
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Y/N'S POV
I chuckle as I KISS Wafer's nonexistent lips, Wafer kissess me back wrapping his arms around me. I break the kiss
"Bitch, I'm finna make u feel good" I said
"Ahhh, nooooo" Wafer said
"Shut the fuck up" I said as I take Wafer's bowtie and shirt off
Wafer didn't have nipples since he was a gingerbread/cookie. "Dangit." I said.
I kiss his nonexistent lips again, he kissess back, after few seconds of kissing it becomes a make out, i break the kiss again. "Pfft, you're hot" I said
After sex 🤨
"G-gaah" Wafer groans. "W-why the fuck did you shove my hammer inside of my nonexistent ass..?" Wafer said. I chuckle "You have 2 inches cock, dumbass" I said
Few minutes later
Wafer was wearing his clothes again, so do I. "I fucking hate you" Wafer said angry. "Haha, love you too" i said. "No seriously. I hate you." Wafer Said.
My eyes widen up. Wafer begins to rap as he hits me with his hammer.
I passed out.
Ok cool I finished there may be part 2. I will make it soon (if I still have ideas) ok uh uh uh ok I have now 800 words let's goo noobs, this is a joke
