[bandori] kuuderella

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(inspired by that one garupa pico)
(NOT ME JUST ANOTHER OC NAMED KUUKI 😭)

rei: kuuki where are you?? god i could just shit myself

kuuki: im right here stepmonster :)

rei: DONT TALK TO ME LIKE THAT 👹
and get the house ready bitch.
get up bitch! the prince is cumming

rokka: asdfghjkl 👹 oh faheje

rei: get up NOW.
masukiii
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP. WAKE UP BITCH 👹

masuki: ohhh why whyyyy

rei: beCAUSE, the PRINCE is looking for a princess and i want it to be one of you 2!

masuki: princess???

rei: yes, NOW, we need to find you something slutty to wear. to win the princes heart.
everyones talking about that girl at the ball, the one with the blue dress who looks like kuuki-

rokka: she did kinda look like kuuki!

rei: DID I SAY YOU COULD SPEAK 👹

kuuki: *gasp* *drops plate*

rei: *GASP* oh good work kuukislut, you ruined me fine china.
ill slap you with my cock
and YOU TWO, get the fuck out of bed
ill slap both of your asses then ill make you slap each others asses.
this is your one chance to get into the palace and out of this truckstop of a house. you need to do this TODAY girls.

*ohhendnddbdjdh*

masuki: hey! dont stand there kuuki!

rokka: yeah fucking do it!! now!!

masuki: NOW.

rokka: wait what?

kuuki: im free... i dont have to do what you want anymore!! im gonna be with the prince!!! just like last night!!!!

rokka: mother did you hear that?
she was with the prince!

masuki: lets kill her.

rei: she lacks.

kuuki: fuck this shit im out~  fuck this shit im out~ fuck this shit im out~ yeah yeah those bitches wish they were me~

in room

kuuki: im better than snow white, and im better than you!! you know its truee
im better, im better!
im gonna get the prince- EW IS THAT A ZIT ON MY CHIN damn it!!

rei: ingore me.. bye bitch

kuuki: OH YOU WHORE LET ME OUT IM CLAUSTROPHOBICCC WHYYYY

rei: hmhmhm ohahahahahohohohoho

rokka and masuki: ohhahah

masuki: ITS THE PRINCE 👹 HES HERE 👹👹

rokka: YES YES YES *goes to put makeup*

masuki: out of the way bitch ahshashsh

rokka: GET OUT OF THE WAY I WANT SOME TOO oblobloblob

rei: OK OK DONT ACT WEIRD
good morning

rokka and masuki: good morning ashhshssh

pareo: oh god.. good morning lets get this over with.
so the deal is, whoever fits the slipper gets the prince.

rokka: oh thats my slipper

masuki: no its kuukis slipper.

pareo: whos kuuki?

kuuki: MEEE IM KUUKI that bitch tried to lock me in that closet, but the door was unlocked, she didn't lock it properly!

pareo: oh look at those legs, could suck on those legs all day.

rei: no dont look at her legs, look at my legs

pareo: out of the way you putrid, scum old lady fuck
hello mdear, lets try on that slipper
BRING IT OVER!

otae: hohahah

rei: oops. *trips otae*

*slipper breaks😱*

kuuki: nah, its cool, i got the other one, see 💅

rei: 😱

pareo: slowly, ah yeah we got our princess!!

*wedding bells*

*kuuki and chu2 running*

kuuki: goobye goobye goobye!! *slipper falls* oh wait

pareo: here bitch

kuuki: thanks sugar mommy 😍

in carriage

kuuki: hahaha goobye goobye goobye!!!!

the end 🤩

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