[bandori] bread bank

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tsugu: welcome to the bread bank!! we sell bread, we sell loafs.
we got bread on deck, bread on da floor. T O A S T E D ! !  R O A S T E D ! !

moca: shut tf up. listen i just need a baguette and a brioche.

tsugu: we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

moca: wtf is gluten?? take that shit out

tsugu: its gruten free :'(

moca: i dont CARE if its free.

tsugu: swear on your fucking Y E E Z Y S if you wanna fight, we gon fight.

moca: u tryna be on worldstar???

tsugu: what you gonna record it?

moca: yeah, i got my dollar store camera, O N .

saaya: whats the fucking situaaaation

moca: WHAT. THE FUCK. DO YOU WANT?!

saaya: im the mfing M A N A G E R *bread master hat*

moca: at the bread store??

saaya: B R E A D .

moca: tell her. to take. the mofockin gluten. OUT THE BREAD.

saaya: ima need you to shut that bullshit up chief. we can't take shit out the bread.

moca: why put it in in the first place? i know y'all smokin that pack.

saaya: we got crackers, no gluten-

moca: FUCK CRACKERS.

tsugu: its gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

moca: hell no. YOU BETTER TAKE THE GLUTEN OUT THAT DAMN SHIT-

saaya: look we got,
- whole wheat, gluten free
- texas toast, gluten free
- TORTILLA-

moca: fuck all that. what. bitchass country. are y'all from. where they got this bullshit at??

saaya: france.

moca: i knew it.

tsugu: LOOK you can either take this YEAST

or im calling the police.

moca: im going WEAST

saaya: nah don't call the police i got a warrant-

moca: honestly fuck yall. i aint never seen nobody act like this over no bread!

saaya: what. the fuck. are you saying?

moca: all im saying is,
- fuck yalls bread
- FUCK the gluten
- and fuck them crackers

*awkward silence*

tsugu: but the crackers don't have gluten-

moca: oh ill take those.

tsugu: yeah that's gonna be five-

moca: nah FUCK that i aint paying

*door slam*

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