IDK if I'll do more of these, but here you go. (I used an incorrect quote generator for this and then filled in names.
There's a lot of Boatem crew, (platonic) Grumbo and Bdubs is short jokes. Just warning you.
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Bdubs: When's the last time you slept?
Etho: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Bdubs: A few- how many?!
Etho: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Bdubs: What you need is sleep!
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Mumbo: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.
Grian, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!
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(this is more of a quote for the 100 hours of hardcore Grian, Scar, and Joel are doing, but still works in the con)
Grian: How the hell are you still alive?
Scar: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.
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Grian: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Mumbo: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Scar: I ate it too-
Mumbo: See?
Scar: -On purpose...
Grian & Mumbo: ...What-?
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Impulse: You three, explain right now!
Pearl: It was Grian.
Mumbo: It was Grian.
Scar: It was Grian.
Grian:
Grian: ...fuck.
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Scar: Who the fuck-
Grian: Language!
Scar: Whom the fuck-
Grian: No.
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Xisuma: Hey, do you know the password to Evil X's computer?
Cleo: Fuck you, Xisuma.
Xisuma: Hey!!
Cleo: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouXisuma".
Xisuma: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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(this one works a lot better with me and my IRL friend, but It wouldn't be an incorrect quote as it already happened)
Mumbo: I'm not being weird. Am I being weird?
Grian: Yes, and that's coming from me.
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Bdubs: When do you usually go to sleep?
Etho: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
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