Ph1lzA: You're 'the second worst thing that ever happened to those orphans', what does that mean?"
Technoblade: "It means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans."
Ph1lzA: "Then what was the first worst thing to happen to them?" *awkward pause*
Technoblade: "Ph1lzA, they . . . they weren't always orphans."
Ph1lzA:
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Wilbur: *watching the news* "Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!"
Techno: *walks in covered in ink* "Yeah well, maybe the squid was being a dick."
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Ranboo: *texting Ph1lzA* Help! I'm being kidnapped!
Technoblade: "Where are you?"
Ranboo: I'm with a strange person. In a car. Help!
Ph1lzA: "I'll call Technoblade."
Technoblade: *answering his cell* "Y'ello?"
Ph1lzA: "Where's Ranboo? He texted me saying he's being kidnapped."
Technoblade: "Ranboo? Whaddya mean? He's right next to me-"
Technoblade:
Technoblade: "I'll call you back." *hangs up*
Technoblade: "THE NEW HAIRCUT IS NOT THAT BAD!"
Ranboo: "WHO ARE YOU?!"
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