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Tommy: "So we're going to break into someone's house on Christmas Eve?"
Technoblade: "Yep. Just like Santa."

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Technoblade: "So, Wilbur, what's for dinner?"
Wilbur: "Tonight, I'm serving looks."
Tommy: "We haven't eaten in three days!"

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Wilbur: "I never know what to say to people at funerals."
Ph1lzA: "Just say, 'I'm sorry for your loss' and move on."
Wilbur:
Wilbur: "I'm sorry for your loss, move on."

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