"I think we can just-"
"Watch first watch first, we'll watch first then we'll see."
Gulf pressed Mew to quickly play the video, this feeling was new and exciting, just like forcing a top student who had never cheated to pass his answers, this comparison was a little strange, but they had been roommates for half a year, even when the rumours of Gulf sucking Mew's dick had spread widely in school, Gulf had never imagine a situation like this would happen, how come they had only defined their relationship today but they were about to start discussing world peace together already...
Mew selected a video, poised.
"I haven't seen this video too."
"Wait!" Gulf retrieved his blanket from his bed, wrapping himself up like an Arabic woman. "Ok, play it."
"..." Mew side-eyed Gulf. "This is porn, not a horror film."
"I know, but it's still cold, if I don't cover myself with something somehow I feel a little nervous..."
Anyway they started playing the video, it was a Western one. A bald sneaky looking guy appeared first, he was tall and muscular, a black tank top exposed his sinewy tattooed biceps, he looked around and slipped into a convenience store to buy cigarettes, when the shop attendant turned around to take the cigarettes he quickly stuffed a lollipop into his pocket, acting as though nothing happened, he paid for the cigarettes and left.
At this moment came a tall and handsome policeman, he was taller than the bald guy, maybe because of his uniform, he did not seem as brawny as the bald guy. The bald guy saw that the policeman came, he ran away panicking, that policeman then started chasing after him.
Gulf knew that to watch porn he had to leave his brain behind, just accept whatever that was happening onscreen, seemed like this was a police catching a thief scene, the only thing he did not know was if the bald guy would be the one poking the asshole or would his asshole be poked.
Talking about topping or bottoming Gulf became very opinionated, for example Zee and Saint, Gulf was sure that Zee was the top, after all Zee was taller than Saint, and also brawnier than Saint– forget it, things were not supposed to happen this way, Saint had a number of girlfriends before, Zee had the dubious honour of being College A's fuckboy, they both were reinforced concrete, who would have guessed they ended up forming an archbridge.
According to this way of thinking, Mew was taller and more muscular than him, did that not mean that Gulf had to obediently raise his backside and get screwed? No, Gulf still wanted to fight it, after all Mew was the pretty boy type, if a song was to describe him it would be <Moonlight over the Lotus Pond>, Gulf also did not know why it would be this song, but anyway he felt that this song described Mew. Shamelessly speaking, Gulf believed, and this was also truthful, that he was the fit and handsome type, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a <Man of Determination>, definitely not losing out to <Moonlight over the Lotus Pond>.
Alright, continue watching the video, it was at the point where the bald guy had been caught by the policeman, he was dragged into a dark alley and pushed against a wall, yelling incoherently, followed by a verbal exchange. With Gulf's lousy command of English he could still roughly understand the conversation, the bald guy said that he had only stole a lollipop damn it let go of him. The policeman then told him stealing was stealing, he had to go to jail, the bald guy resisted, cursing heavily, said that he would beat the crap out of him, the policeman was like come on baby, he was not afraid of him.
Then the bald guy turned around and started making out with the policeman, the sounds were very wet, similar to the sound of wringing wet clothes.
"Just like that?"
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RUMOURS RUN WILD (Completed)
Fiksi PenggemarGulf : I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm not Gayyyyyyyyyyyy! Mew : Neither am I. Gulf: Seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now. Mew : Ok. So...