A Weekend to Remember

WHAT THE HECK

The Hannah Montana concert was stupid after I made the biggest mistake, eating the love of my life. I sit down on my Cheetah print love seat and start to read my tiger beat magazine. On the front I see Cameron Dallas sad that Nash isn't with them anymore. I think as I look up on my wall to see Nash Grier's head hanging like a fish. Then it happened, I start to get a bad feeling in my stomach, I lay down on to my love seat and I look at my hairy belly. Thought I shaved that I think. My stomach ache hurts even more and I feel like I'm pregnant and the babies going to pop out any minute. Instead the baby starts to baby emerge out of my belly button "WHAT THE HECK" I say. As the baby emerges from my belly button I notice that the boy emerging was circular and green. The boy was... Nash Grier, or at least it looked like Nash. I could tell it was Nash as it slithered its way out of my belly hole, because it didn't have a human body yet, had a human head. It was a... TRASHCAN.