The joker was very sad after losing Harley. He wanted to kill everyone in Gotham but was driven out by Superman and batman's fight. While walking into the woods he encountered a little house. After knocking on the door Shrek opened it and the joker fell in love.
Shrek invited the joker in for eyeballs and ear wax. The joker asked to paint Shrek's sexy face like his and Shrek agreed. After dinner they went into Shrek's room and layed on the bed. They were watching a movie called "game night" and then they started to cuddle.
40 minutes into the movie and the joker started to grind on Shrek. Shrek was starting to get turned on so he flipped his body away from the joker. The joker didnt like this and started leaving hickeys down Shrek's neck and chest. It took 5 minutes until Shrek finally flipped them over so he was on top and made out with the joker.
Shrek removed his shirt and then the jokers while he rubbed his bulge across the jokers tight ass. Then the joker pulled off both their pants and got the lube. Shrek lubed up his dick and the jokers ass and started railing him. After 30 minutes the joker came for the first time even though Shrek already came twice in the jokers ass.
They decided to switch positions so now the joker was getting head from Shrek. Shrek didn't have hair to pull so the joker pulled Shrek's ears. It took everything in the joker to not laugh when Shrek bit off his dick from the pain. Shrek chewed the dick and swallowed it like a sausage. He then cut up the rest of the joker and stuck him in the freezer.
It turns out Shrek was actually Jeffery Dahmer. The end.
