The realm of one offs U-U (On hiatus)

Lizzie x Newton (why)

(Author's note:Please hate on this ship in the comments and make better ones there too. If you'd like of course. 😁Anyway here's a cringy one off.)
                                (Lizzie Pov)
Newton has been acting a little strange lately,everytime I leave to go see Jaiden he seems to act a little off. But I can't tell what it is. I couldn't be that I like both him and Jaiden? Right?

                              (Newton Pov)
And she's off for Netflix and chill with Jaiden again. Like seriously does she know what that means??? It must be why she keeps coming back giggling and-well you know,covered in something. *Newton has decided not to think about what it is and has pushed the thought out of his mind* Anyway at least I can keep in contact with the rest of the group....o-oh no. She's-she's!
                                (Jade's Pov)
Hmm...Lizzie and Jaiden have been acting strange lately. And for once Lizzie actually has been absent from one of our meetings. But faintly in her room of the palace I could faintly hear moaning sounds and w-well. *Jade has decided to keep this thought to herself saving the people reading some hope for humanity*
                             (Nega's Pov)(Warning a few swear words)
Well f*ck. Lizzie is having s*x with Jaiden. How great.🙄 At least Newton is safe for now. I mean maybe he could find the Sackboy of this cursed world and they could romantically get together. That is something I would love to see. ☺️ But honestly it's not gonna happen.😞 'Queen' Lizzie wouldn't allow it. You know? If only we could break from her grasp. 😔 But I mean 🤔 like we could technically. All it would take is me attacking Jaiden and saving everyone except for Lizzie and Jaiden.😏 And then I can presue my true calling as an out of the closet lesbian 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💞🌈🏳️‍🌈Oh f*ck Lizzie heard me. That homophobic mother f*cker-