Texts | Lashton

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Hello there reader :) I greatly appreciate the fact that you're still reading this, so thank you.

THIS NEXT PART IS OBVIOUSLY GOING TO BE ABOUT LARRY SO IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM ABOUT THAT THEN GO AWAY

Now, I've been on tumblr and people are speculating that larry would come out after One Direction's two month break and I'm not trying to expect that that (I hate typing that) would exactly happen but iMAGINE IT YOU GUYS WE'D SEE SPOUSE SELFIES, THEM HOLDING HANDS IN PBULIC AND ALL THE CUTE SHIT THEIR GONNA DO TOGETHER AND OHM YGOD IM GONNA PREPARE MY FUNERAL

so thank you for putting up with that rant :) -Hx enjoy

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Luke: asston

Luke: Pssst

Ashton: what do you want now?

Luke: what r u doing rn?

Ashton: wanking

Ashton: so if you could just go away...

Luke: Take pics 4 me?

Ashton: Wtf no way

Luke: Pretty please with me on top?

Ashton: Tempting but no

Luke: Hey. I have a pun

Luke: Wanna hear 8?

Ashton: no

Luke: OK here 8 goes

Luke: What do u call a pile of

cats

?

Ashton:

Luke: Come on 

Ashton: I already did ;)

Luke:ASSKSDTON

Luke: U DDINT'

Ashton: yEAH I DID 

Luke: ur a meanie :(

Ashton: aww I know

Luke: I'm not talking to u

Ashton: okay

Luke: and I won't text u

Ashton: Sure

Luke: And I won't communicate with u

Ashton: okay Luke, I get it

Luke: and I won't try to call u r8 now bc u were being mean 2 me

Ashton: why 

Ashton: okay now I'm interested

Ashton: call me

Ashton: I felt like I was some prostitute when I texted that but whatevs

Ashton: Come on

Luke: I thought u already did?

Ashton: cOME ON LUKEY CALL ME

Ashton: LUKE IM SORRY 

Luke: apology not accepted

Ashton: PLS

Luke: no

Ashton: okay

Ashton: I'll just go then

Luke: What

Ashton: HAHA psyche bitch

Ashton: nOW CALL ME YOU CRANBERRY NUTFUCK

Luke: in what way do I ever resemble a cranberry?? Im blonde?? 

Ashton: it was a term of expression 

Ashton: you're making me go through so much 

Ashton: I just want ot hear what your voice sounds like :(

Ashton: I wonder if it'll be like a weird high pitched one like a 15 year old

Ashton: [new picture message]

Luke: who gave u th right to pout 

Ashton: jesus. now call. bitch.

Luke: we've only been texting 4 a couple of days and ur calling me bad names already :( I dislike u

Ashton: well I dislike you too. and sorry :(

Luke: I forgive u :)

Ashton: I don't forgive ur texting ways :)

 Luke is calling...

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IT FELT LIKE FOREVER AND I ALREADY POSTED TWO NEW STORIES AND JFC IM SORRY BUT HERE YOU GOOOOOO.

I would love it a lot more if you read my other stories (shameless self-promotion ok)

-Hx