Somewhat romantic (mikasa x genderneutral reader chatfic)

1.

Tbh this is literally a joke book and crap, but that's the point behind that book yk? Don't take it too srs, but I think this is obvious. I wouldn't mind if you stay tho💃💃💃

Oh yeah and before I start more explanation comes a slight tw: violent/dirty language, alcohol, smoking... I guess that kinda it haha.

so it's a genderneutral Story and I'll use They/them prns for y/n, it's filled with bad jokes, but guess what! That's my humor, now have fun! I won't write smut simply bc it's a gebderneutral story, so it would be super difficult and I absolutely have no Idea abt sex🤷‍♂️ I mean sure ik what it is but do I look like I'm not a virgin, bro I write and read x reader stories, I don't have a life!!!

[17.04.22]: SHEESH I WANNA WRITE AN X READER BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WITH WHO AHHH. I just wanna have fun writing a story but😭😭😭 HELPPPPP. I AM UP TO A MODERNE AU X READER (at least if it's in aot) BUT 😭😭😭 I AM OVERWHELMED HERE I NEED HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!!!!😭😭😭

[5.08.22] nah cuz I forgot to put here that I literally am writing a jean x reader highschool au, ok i deleted it for a few months but I'm continuing it rn so yeh. Check it out😁🤞
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Connie added
y/n, Eren, jean, mikasa, yimr, historia + 6 others to

hoes over bros💅💃✨😫✋

Y/n
*leaves* -

Connie
- y/n, I✋thought✋we✋
were✋friends😐✋✋✋

Y/n
Yeah,  where😐✋✋ -

Connie
- roooddeee🥺🥺🥺
😭😭😭😭

mikasa
- guys pls, I try to sleep

y/n
Oh😳 -
Mikasa😫✋ -
My life has now
a reason😫✋✋✋ -

y/n changed mikasa's nickname to:
Smack👏my👏ass😫✋
y/n changed Connie's nickname to:
ded meat💀🥩

ded meat💀🥩
- my 13th reason why...
- #depressed💔🖤
- #heartbroken💔🔪🔪🔪

y/n
rip that connie aye~ ⚰️ -
he was tasty, 10/10 -

ded meat💀🥩 changed y/n's nickname to:
Imma🤺beat🤺u

Yimr
- Why Am I here😐

historia
- oh yimr ur here too?
- hru?

Ymir
- yuh
- y/n if u change historia's Name
i'll beat you
- I'm fine wbu?

Imma🤺beat🤺u
yea pls😫✋ -
I'm begging🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ -

Sasha
- begging youuuu~💃💃💃

Jean
- put your loving hand out
BABYYY~🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟

Armin
- Y'all ignoring y/n
being a kinky ass
mf out here!

Eren
- oh no!
- ARMEENS POOR VIRGIN EYES
- GET THE HOLY WATHER!

imma🤺beat🤺u
on my way! -
hey I ain't kinky! -

Smack👏my👏ass
- i will step on you.

imma🤺beat🤺u
omg, U SERIOUS?! -
😫✋✋🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️💅 -

Smack👏my👏ass
- no.

imma🤺beat🤺u is now offline

jean
- bruhhhhh💀💀💀

Berthold
- did they really went offline?

Sasha
- it ends with a sNiFf or a
HuFf, or INjectIoN💔💔🔪🔪⚰️

ded meat💀🥩
- I cAnT HaNDlE rEjECtiON😔🔪
⚰️⚰️⚰️💔💔

Marco
- y'all ruined it😔✋

Eren
- YOURE STILL ALIVE?!

Marco
- no, I'm Marco's ghost
duh🙄✋

Reiner
- thought you died like a
week ago.
- I was even at your funeral

Armin
- Y'ALL STILL IGNORING
YN KINKY ASS MF LIKE
BRO THEYRE KINKY
ND HORNY, DONT LET THEM
WALK AROUN ALONE!!!

Annie
- woah armin chill
- like calm down
- literally no one cares

Armin
I WONT, THEYRE ALWAYS
LIKE THAT, PLS SOMEONE
TAKE THEIR PHONE AWAY
AND DELETE WATTPAD!!

Imma🤺beat🤺u is now online

Imma🤺beat🤺u
Not my wattpad😭😭😭 -
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭 -

Marco
- @ Reiner, just bc my phone
broke dosen't mean i'm dead💁‍♂️💁‍♂️

imma🤺beat🤺u
YO UR STILL ALIVE?! -
I SWEAR I WAS ON UR FUNERAL! -

Reiner
- that's what I'm saying.

imma🤺beat🤺u
changed Reiner's nickname to:
mommy milkers💅✨
imma🤺beat🤺u changed Marco's nickname to:
actually dead💀

Armin
- ok, if no one does it...
- I WILL TAKE AWAY UR PHONE!

seen✔️✔️

Armin
- guys?
- hello?
seen✔️✔️
Armin
-ugh 🙄
- fine😐✋

Armin is now offline
imma🤺beat🤺u is now offline
Annie is now offline
Jean is now offline
Yimr is now offline
historia is now offline
mommy milkers💅✨ is now offline
Eren is now offline
actually dead💀 is now offline
ded meat💀🥩 is now offline
Sasha is now offline
smack👏my👏ass is now offline
smack👏my👏ass is online

smack👏my👏ass
- I hate that nn.
- how do I change it
seen✔️

Berthold is now offline
smack👏my👏ass is now offline