Hello everyone, and welcome to my Ted Talk. I honestly have no clue what I'm doing here, and I'm literally just telling my business on here for random stranger's entertainment. Some rants will be long, some will be short, and some will literally be an 8000 word essay on who the hell knows what.
Okay I'm going to start by talking about dumb people because they piss me off. A lot.
Alright here we goooo...
Okay so I was in my geography class. We were learning pointless information about countries when google is literally free, and when my teacher finally realized that no one was listening to whatever tf she was saying, so she decided to solve the problem by calling on random people and asking them easy questions related to what we were doing.
(What do they people speak in spain, etc.)
Bad Idea.
She calls on this girl besides me, and asks her what they speak in France.
She thinks about it for a while.
This girl, deadass, looks my teacher in the eye and says," In France they speak francian right?"
Radio silence.
Everyone thought she was joking, and even the teacher starting laughing.
But alas, Madison had to embarrass herself further.
SHE SAID, AND I QUOTE," whY iS eVeRyBodY lAugHiNg, nOtHiNg'S fUnNy"🥺
Everyone thought she was still joking, and laughed it off.
The teacher said," Very funny, (insert cliche name here), now tell us the real answer.
The girl responds with," I already said the answer, they speak fRanCiAn, right?"
I realized she wasn't joking, and just stared at her, everyone else doing the same.
This girl was not joking. She did not know what language they spoke in france.
Everyone laughed it off, but I was still in disbelief.
And before you comment, she was probably jOkInG, even if she was it wasn't funny.
I think stupid people were put on this planet to test my anger management skills
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Honestly, no words...
I have a billion more of these type of stories, but I think I'll save it for the next couple of stories, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk!!
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