QUICK AUTHORS NOTE
K = koneko
D = devoun
Kr = kreek
T = timmy/timmeh
A = albert
An = ant
Th = think/justin
TIO = yknow. tio.
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Joke 1, lol
D: Hey, Koneko? Have you seen my diary? I can't find it
K: MY APARTMENT IS NOT A GARBAGE TRUCK!
D: ...
D: There's my answer...
Joke 2
A: My people will NEVER betray me!
1 second later..
A: fucking dies because his people betrayed him
joke 3
Devoun before the execution:
K: God, how can you be so happy? It's annoying
D: Well, I guess I'm just born to be happy!
Devoun after the execution:
D: Please help Koneko's apartment is haunted
joke 4
Kr: Well, what do you think, Ant?
An: ...
Th: Kreek, Ant is mute.
Kr: Yep! So he can't argue back with me!
D: Damn that's so mean, don't worry Ant. Even though you can't speak, you're still loved!!
An: ...
An: hola
joke 5
T: Kweekcwaft, will ye evew cwome back?
Kr: Yes, Timmy. I'll never leave you or Kayla!
T: Okay!!
like. i dunno. 2 years later?
Kr: Hey Timmy I'm ba-- HOLY SHIT.
T: while being tied up by ribbons: Oh hwey Kweekcwaft!! Did ye gwet the malk? :D
joke 6
TIO: Repeat these 2 words: Among. Us.
D: Among.. Us..
TIO: Cool! Thanks for selling your soul!!
6 years later...
Kr: YOU CANNOT DEFEAT US, TIO! FOR WE HAVE THE POWER OF PIGGY AND ANIME ON OUR SIDE!
TIO: Among Us.
Kr & Th: what.
An: does sign language for 'what'
D: Among Us....
joke 7
K: Devoun what the fuck are you doing
D: reveals a cup that is absolutely FILLED with forks ...I'm doing the future generation a favour.
joke 8
D: Hey, Koneko. How are--
K: is in his furry form
D: --you...
D: ...
D: So that's why you act like a cat... Huh.
joke 9
D: Hey, approaches Koneko, who is in his furry form Can I get an Owa Owa
K: HISSES
D: SCREAMS UH-- CAN I GET AN OWA OEA????
K: OWA OWA
D: THANK Y--
K: HISSES WHILE HAVING A SEIZURE
K: OWA OWO
D: THANK YOU-- THANK YOU--
joke 10
K: I hate you so much
D: Well I hate you too
Later on in the execution...
K: BRO YOU NEED TO KILL ME
D: BRO I DON'T WANT TO KILL YOU I FUCKING LOVE YOU (/p)
K: I LOVE YOU TOO (/p) BUT YOU HAVE TO KILL ME
D: SOBS
YOU ARE READING
devoun and koneko joke book (slow updates)
عشوائيthis is mostly to keep you guys entertained while im working on the actual book also i know that the cover is beautiful af 😔😔😔😔 /j /pos
