A/N: The fuck am I doing?
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Yeonjun went to his favorite restaurant, he ordered his favorite dishes and ordered some for his boss too. He hurriedly went back to his workplace with his takeouts.
"Sir! Here's the food! Let's eat!" Yeonjun excitedly said jumping towards Soobin's table.
He didn't really care if Soobin's his boss and he doesn't like noisy people. Yeonjun is just really hungry. Him and food is something unstoppable.
"Too noisy, omega. Tone it down" Soobin scolded.
"Let's eat sir, what are you waiting for?"
"What did you get?"
"My favorites: Tteokbeoki, Ramen, Bbulgogi and some other foods I know you like"
"That's a lot"
"Suck it up Mr. Choi! Dig in!"
And so they started eating. Soobin is eating properly, chewing it thoroughly crushing the food into tiny little pieces and swallowing it slowly like the prim and proper person that he is. While Yeonjun, contrasting to Soobin, is eating really aggressively and fastly. He looks like he starved for months and is eating probably without chewing.
"Slow the fuck down, idiot. You might choke and die from suffocation."
Yeonjun swallowed his food before speaking.
"I'm sorry, I'm just really hungry."
"You had breakfast right?" Soobin asked, the question might seem concerned but he said it emotionlessly.
"I didn't, I was in a hurry." Yeonjun said sheepishly.
"Eat all of this then, I'm done eating." Soobin said standing up from his seat and went to one of the doors in his office.
He owned the entire floor so you guys should know that it's extremely enormous. It has rooms in there that only Soobin knows what's inside.
When Yeonjun was done eating he fixes himself and followed his boss to the room he went into.
He pushed the door open and saw his boss washing his teeth in front of a big ass mirror. Ah, so this is a comfort room.
"What are you doing here?" Soobin asked looking at him from the mirror.
"Sir, do you have extra toothbrush? Can I brush my teeth too?" Yeonjun asked.
"You're so shameless, out of all of my past secretaries, you're the only one who asked for a toothbrush." Soobin said, looking at Yeonjun as if he's headless. But still handed Yeonjun a new toothbrush.
"Sir, Introduce yourself. Let's get to know each other" Yeonjun muttered, shamelessly picking up the toothpaste in his boss' hand.
"And why would I do that?"
"Because I'll be working with you for God knows how long and it's just rightful if we get to know each other." Yeonjun mumbled. Toothbrush already in his mouth.
"You already know me."
"Just your name, I dont even know your age."
"Right, Choi Soobin. 25 years old. Handsome." Soobin stated now done with brushing his teeth and just leaning in the counter staring at yeonjun doing his thing in his mouth.
"Come on! Do it seriously!"
"I'm serious"
"Do it again! tell me your hobbies, things that you like and things that you hate and just things about you for me to know what to do and what to avoid."
"I don't particularly like anything and I hate a lot of things."
"That's too vague!"
Soobin shrugged. Yeonjun stared at him when he suddenly thought of a question.
"Sir, Are you single?"
"Excuse me?"
"Just answer me!"
"I am, I don't like settling. Why settle for one when you can go fuck around with many."
Yeonjun looked at him, baffled. The oh-so-great Choi Soobin? Just fucks everyone? I thought he's picky.
"I'm just kidding, don't look at me like that. I occasionally sleep with people but I don't do it often. I'm way too busy for that." "Why though? Do you want me to fuck you too?" Soobin added, smirking with eyebrows up.
Yeonjun chocked in his water when he heard that statement. What the fuck!? He slapped Soobin in his chest while the bastard just laughed at him. What is wrong with this guy!?
"I bet you couldn't even make me feel good. Your thing is just probably the size of my pinky finger."
Soobin's smirk widened "Do you wanna see it?"
"N-no! What the fuck!" The omega said, blushing.
"Pretty little omega, My dick's bigger than 3 of your middle finger combined. You shouldn't go around telling people about their size they might show you how to be pounced by their thing." Soobin said, eyes darkened.
"S-shut up! You started this!"
"What? You were the one who wants this talk"
"You were the one who thought about me wanting to get ducked by you!" Yeonjun said while blushing furiously not forgetting to censor bad words.
"Don't you though?" Soobin replied cockily.
"No, I don't! Pervert."
"Stop shouting, Idiot"
"It's your fault, ugly!"
"Did you just?... call me ugly?" Soobin asked in disbelief.
"I did!" Yeonjun huffed, cross armed. cute. Soobin thought
Soobin rolled his eyes at yeonjun's childish antics and looked at his wrist watch.
"Lunch is done. Let's continue working. Don't be noisy and don't be stupid." Soobin boredly said sighing as he walked back to his table, Yeonjun followed suit while wiping remaining water from his lips.
His lip's so plump! What the hell! It looks so cute and kis- Soobin scrunched his nose, stopping his thought from going where it shouldn't be going and went back to instructing Yeonjun the things he has to do for the afternoon.
I'm not letting some mere omega have me thinking of him.
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