lauren i just want you to know that i love you more than i love myself. you've been there for me since forever and i know if i don't got nobody i got you
book 1 of 3
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it's now february time is winding down for our baby shower/gender reveal we've been working hard to have shit done the right way we had to fire the event planner and get a new one.
the invitations came yesterday but we were busy so today we're doing them, since we got our long distance families addresses already we're writing them down on a piece of paper so we can move faster.
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after we wrote down everybody's address on a piece of paper we started putting the invitations in the envelopes and sealed the envelopes
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we wrote the addresses on the envelopes we finished about 2 hours later we stamped them. then i headed to the post office to send them off.
after that i had to run up to the barbershop to get a cut so i drove there and got out the car and walked in. "wassup y'all" i said to everybody "wassup bossman" dayvon said "i need a cut" i said "ight sit down" he said "where's you demon at" chris one of my other employees asked "at the house laying down" i said then my phone rang i looked at the contact "speaking of the devil" i said before answering the phone
"hey mamas" i said when facetime connected "hey tru" she said "wassup" i asked "you remember that girl from the tattoo shop that was tryna get with you" she asked "yeah wassup" i asked knowing she was about to be on bullshit "tell me why i follow somebody she's friends on instagram and they posted her saying rest in peace then i thought to myself damn i wonder what kind of shoes she gon have on in her casket" she said making everybody laugh "lo you deadass called me for that irrelevant ass girl" i asked laughing "yeah, i should've let her touch you so i could ask her how i taste after but i also called you to tell you bring me so fruit home and hot cheetos" she said "ok i love you" i said "byeee i love you too folk" she said before hanging up
"something wrong with her" dayvon said "man you don't even know the half of it" i said my phone started ringing again i looked at the contact and it was lo "yes lo" i said "y'all talking about me because i can feel it in my soul" she said "lauren stop playing on my phone" i said mugging her "ok tysheem watch it now" she said mugging me back then she hung up
the door to the shop opened i looked up seeing jj "wassup bitch" i said "nigga i'll fuck you up" he said "you wouldn't dare" i said evilly smirking "yo fiancé here" he asked "that's your sister and nah why because you scared to touch me" i said smirking still "nigga i'll touch yo ass in front of her y'all swear we scared of y'all crazy asses" he said "let me call her and tell her that" i said i took my phone from under the cape an called her
"yes tysheem" she said mugging me "girl fix yo face" i said she still mugged me "what do you need kind sir" she said with a fake smile "yo oldest brother said he'd touch me in front of you because he ain't scared of our crazy asses" i said "that's the day he gon end up like yo bitch ass auntie, her husband, and child" she said "ok muhammad ali" jj said laughing "akekeke you ain't funny bitch" she said hanging up "why she got a stank ass attitude" he said "because she called him on her bullshit before you walked in" dayvon said laughing "akekeke shut the fuck up" i said mugging him
the door opened again making me look up to see mugga & smoke
"damn i come here to get away from y'all and y'all come here" i said mugging them "we went to yo house to only get kicked out" smoke said "and mena told us to tell you don't forget her fruit and hot cheetos" mugga said "i'm not getting her shit" i said "i bet you are" i heard lo say through the phone "y'all be setting me up" i said mugging them "aht aht don't blame us" mugga said
"what y'all do today" jj asked me "we did the invitations the house gon be full of mfs we don't even like" i said mugging "y'all don't like nobody and wonder why people scared to talk to y'all" smoke said "nigga shut up because she took izzy's and your girl" i said laughing "i swear she in a relationship with 3 people" mugga said laughing "damn lo pimpin like that" dayvon said "she think she's pimpin" smoke said
"mugga how'd you and eisha hit it off though" jj asked "we went to the club one night with the other people in the shop and we were drinking and smoking in the section we kept looking at each other so i texted her telling her to tell them bye and took her home we been kicking it since" he said "nigga how long" i asked "shit october" he said "nigga that long and you ain't say shit" smoke said "i mean" he said
"all i know is i want some nieces and nephews out of all of you" i said "have your kids first nigga" jj said "them little mfs gon be bad like they parents i already know" smoke said laughing "me and lo aren't even that bad" i said making them straight face me "y'all the same mfs that throw knives at each other for fun nigga" smoke said "y'all the same mfs who jump and rob us" jj said "y'all the same mfs who put people in comas for a living" mugga said "damn you put somebody in a coma once and that's what your known for" i said "this nigga said once" smoke said "try 5 times" mugga said
we talked for another hour and i left to get lo her stuff then went home. we had the house to ourselves tonight so we just chilled the whole night until we fell asleep.
