Episode 2: The FRONTKIDZ Starting XI

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A/N: It's time to reveal the starting XI of.....

Dewey & Webby: THE FRONTKIDZ!!!

Dewey: Last week, we formally held auditions for the foremost famous Frontkidz to join THE FRONTKIDZ. Holy Duck who scripted that, I can guarantee that there were more F's in that sentence than they were in any of Launchpad's school results.

Webby: The results are in.

Dewey: And unlike recent polls I've seen for the best Ducktales character, this results are neither corrupt nor shit.

Webby: So join me and the 2nd best adventurer ever to give the auditionees the final verdict: PICKED OR DROPPED.

Dewey: Me, 2nd best adventurer ever? Thanks, I couldn't agree more.

Webby: Really?

Dewey: Yeah, after all he has done, Uncle Scrooge truly deserves the No.1 spot.

Webby: I meant...

Dewey & Webby: THE FRONTKIDZ starting XI!!!

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Dewey: Baijeet, you... are...

Buford: *drops Baijeet down a well* DROPPED!

While he was laughing Dewey sunk up on him and pushed him down the well too.

Dewey: And so are you!!

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Scene shows Webby flying a helicopter with Marcy and her piano tied to the foot of the helicopter and Dewey standing over her.

Dewey: Marcy Wu, you.... are... DROPPED!

He then cuts the rope holding the piano up causing it to fall with Marcy still on it.

Webby: What a waste.

Dewey: Ikr, that piano was worth a fortune, hopefully Marcy can cushion its fall.

Hint: She couldn't.

CRASH

Dewey: Shit.

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Dewey and Webby now meet Marco drunk in a bar.

Dewey: Marco, you.... are.....

Marco: Dropped?! Surprise surprise, you guys are worse than the creators of Svtfoe. Fuck you FRONTKIDZ!!

Dewey: PICKED!!!

Marco: Yes!!! I finally got.... picked first for something. #FRONTKIDZ!!!

Star then shows up.

Star: Oo.... ooo.. what about me?

Dewey: One second... Star Butterfly *Reaches into his pocket* you.... are...

Star: Yes Marco, I got picked too.

Dewey: *gives her a middle finger* DROPPED!!

Star: WHAT?!?! Who the hell picked this team my parents?!

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