E.P 1.5: Kids Attempt Roberto Carlos EPIC Free Kick vs France

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Dewey: Kids attempt Roberto Carlos EPIC free kick vs France!!!

Dewey: Starring....

Everybody: THE FRONTKIDZ!!!

Dewey: And our new signings....

Webby: Lena Sabrewing & Star Butterfly!!!

Marco: Hey wait, why are there 2 new signings? I thought you only fired P King.

Dewey: Well you thought wrong, cos I also released Molly.

Everybody: WHAT?!?!

Dewey: Yes, as she quit Disney last week and is now a free agent, she is of no use to us anymore.

Luz: Seems harsh.

Dewey: It's just business, but enough about that, onto the challenge.

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Dewey: LENA!!!

Lena: You can do this, Lena.

She runs up and kicks the ball and it goes into the goal.

Lena: YES!


Dewey: Lena scores... 10/100


Lena: What?! I smashed it.

Dewey: Oh really? Let's take a look at the wide view.

The camera shows Lena's attempt again but this time it shows that as she shoots the ball she uses magic to make it go in.


Lena: Aw dang it.


Dewey: And because you cheated, I'm handing you an 8 video ban.


Lena: WHAT?!

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Dewey: LUZ!!!


Luz: Please don't miss, please don't miss.

She kicks the ball and it removes the head of the plastic Patrick Vieiria.


Luz: Yes, take that you loser!!

Dewey: Luz scores.... 75/100


Luz: How did I get so high?


Dewey: Maybe it's because the author HATES Arsenal.

Luz: I'll take it.

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Dewey: MARCO!!!

Marco runs up and shoots the ball bit it hits the post and bounces away from goal.

Marco: Shit.

Dewey: Marco scores.... 45/100, which is what your rating would have been if you were a football player on FIFA 22.

Everybody: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Dewey: LINCOLN!!!


Lincoln: Here goes...

He attempts to kick the ball but ends up playing it into the sky.

Lincoln: Oh dear.

Dewey: Lincoln scores.... 0/100, which should have even been lower considering the fact you could have killed someone with your shot.


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