E.P 1.7: Kids Read Mean Tweets & Cruel Comments

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A/N: I came up with some of the usernames, you'll read here, and also bear in mind that these are messages, so the characters are reading the messages on their phones. The 2nd names written in bold are the ones sending the message, with that out of the way...

Dewey: Kids read mean tweets....

Webby: And cruel comments.....

Dewey: Starring....

Everyone: The FRONTKIDZ!!!

Dewey: Roll the T.

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Amity: Anonymous "To Amity, did you use growth hormones or are your ears that big naturally?"

These comments had better not all be about my ears.

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Webby: Dewey Duck "To Webby, you're a dick"

😡😡😡

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Lincoln: Chandler "To Lincoln, me and your sisters had a good time last night"

Ha, nice joke. He is joking right?

No response.

Lincoln: RIGHT?!

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Luz: Lumity Lover "Hey Luz,
knock knock,
who's there,
No,
No who,
No friends for you, Hahahahahaha"

Bitch.😡😡😡

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Amity: Mysterious Man "To Amity, why are your ears trying to social distance from your body?"

I swear all these comments had better not be about my ears, and I swear that this mysterious man had better not be Dewey.

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Lena: Edwin Cox "Lena your magic is shit, (jk I luv you Lena I just really wanted to be in this video, pls read and roast me, it would make my day)"

What?! I should hunt you down and choke you for insulting my magic Edwin, but even I draw a line at touching cocks with my hands.

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Dewey: Webby Vanderquack "To Dewey, the truth is I really admire you, you're such an amazing adventurer, without your support and competition perhaps there's so much I wouldn't have done, I just can't find the bravery to tell you this in person, but, Thank you. Webby 😍😍😍"

I think.... I think I'm about to cry..... wait a minute.... I thought these were mean tweets, but she still meant what she wrote right?

Dewey's phone then pinged to show he had another message from Webby again.

Dewey: "Of course I didn't, you blue wearing prick, I can't stand you, and you can shove your dinner invitation up your ass. 🖕🖕🖕"

WHAT?!

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Anne: Random Person "I would do a better job of being the Heart of the Calamity Trio than Anne, and I'm in a wheelchair and blind"

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