Incorrect quotes :) (Credits on comments!)
Swearing!
Sorry for not bringing a headcanon part or the "Sapnap?" story, i don't have enough motivation :'c
Anyways, here comes the airplane!
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Quackity: Here's two facts about me.
Quackity: 1. I hate hot people.
Quackity: 2. I'm a hypocrite.
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Cop: You ran a red light.
Sapnap: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Sapnap: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
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Sapnap : So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with George recently.
Dream : No, Sapnap, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Sapnap : Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Dream : No! You're the only one for me.
Sapnap : Is that so?
Dream : I promise! George and I are just dating, okay? He is my partner.
Sapnap : So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Dream : You are still my one and only best friend! He is just the love of my life, nothing more!
Sapnap: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
Dream : Of course bro!
Sapnap: Bro...
George: What the-
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Karl: There is no way they like me back!
George: Quackity and Sapnap would throw themselves in front of a moving car for you.
Karl: Quackity and Sapnap would throw themselves in front of a moving car for fun.
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Sapnap & Quackity:*Playing video games*
Karl: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Sapnap: *silence*
Quackity: *silence*
Karl, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Sapnap & Quackity in shame: Yeah...
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Tommy: Ranboo won't wake up, what do I do?
Tubbo: Did you try kicking them?
Tommy: Yes.
Tubbo: I'm out of ideas.
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Ranboo: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.
Tommy: Hot dog costumes!
Ranboo: I'm sorry, what?
Tommy: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Tubbo, goes mad with hunger, we'll put these on. Tubbo hates hot dogs, so they probably won't eat us.
Ranboo: Are you saying that Tubbo would rather eat us than hot dogs?
Tubbo: I do hate hot dogs.
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Tubbo, trying to comfort Ranboo: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
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Kidnapper: We have your child.
Karl: I don't have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Karl: Oh god, you have Sapnap.
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Fundy: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
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[When Eret was in the closet]
Eret: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT
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Puffy: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Tommy: Thank you
Puffy: I didn't say that was a good thing
Tommy: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Bad (BBH): Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Skeppy: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Philza: You know those things will kill you, right?
Techno, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Wilbur, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Tomm: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Philza: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Techno: Put spaghetti in it.
Philza: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Wilbur: Put spaghetti in it.
Philza: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Tommy: Put spaghetti in it.
Philza: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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Quackity: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Slime: You need to stop.
[As someone who is still learning english, this quote is a fucking hell]
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Dream, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me.
Quackity and Eret, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
[From the AU where Quackity and Eret actually got married.]
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That's all for today my good friends!
Extra!: I have a headcanon that Quackity has a neacklace made out of all his partners and expartners (Platonic and romantic relationships) rings. He has exactly six.
The first ring is from Eret, that one is made out of diamond with a netherite inscription that says "Burning" and the ring Eret owns says "Stars" it's a tradition in Erets family to have inscriptions that reference fire.
The second ring is from Schlatt, that one is made from iron with a gold inscription, that says "I love you" and Schlatts own ring says "Like an alcoholic" meaning the toxic love they have for eachother.
The third and fourth one are from Karl and Sapnap, the one from Karl is purple with blueish green, and the one from Sapnap is orange with black. The one they have from him are blue with yellow.
The fifth is one that Charlie made for Quackity as a friendship gift, it's made out of some weird green and red material, it has the words "Friendship for Mr.Quackity!" Slime doesn't have a ring, but has a bracelet with quartz and lapis lazuli "pearls" :]
The sixth is one that Glatt gofted him as a reminder, it's made from netherite and obsidian, and has the phrase "Until the" and Glatts says "End" This means that they can't be separated, Quackity ate Schlatts hearta and that made Schlatts soul be literaly be attached to Quackitys soul.
OK, now, that IS all for today my guys, hope you have a great day/noon/night!
Drink water and take care!
goooooodbyyye <3
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