wrong number, sorry! ~ irondad & spiderson

CHAPTER 11

Sunday morning

—with Peter—

Peter woke up to the sun shining right onto his face. After he stood up, he saw the paper bag with the logo of Deadpool's favorite take-out and a note next to it. It said:

Hey Spidey,

I didn't want to wake you up, so heres just a note:

I'm kinda gonna be away for some time and I don't know how long exactly, so take care of yourself. Don't worry about me, I'm gonna be fine :)
I left some money for you
No I'm not taking it back, its yours now

Bye bye Spidey :)

P.S: I got a friend who can take care of you instead of me because I know you wont
He should come by around 5pm so make sure to be home

Wow. So Deadpool really just replaced himself with some other guy?

"I mean, its not like it isn't like Deadpool wouldn't do anything like that," Peter said to himself.

He really didn't want to meet Deadpools friend, but if he wasn't home and that guy was just a little bit like Deadpool, he'd wait in Peters room until the teen was home. And to be honest, Peter did not want that to happen, so he just tried to remember that.

After that, he opened the paper bag and found two chimichangas and a couple of 100$ notes. Sighing, Peter put the money to where he kept his other money.

Done that, he ate about half of one chimichanga and put the rest of the food into the fridge for next time. Sure, he still was hungry, but he'd rather eat a little bit each time than eat it all at once and then starve the next time.

—time skip because Idk what to put here—

It was about 4pm when Peter was done with the rest of his homework. It honestly wouldn't have taken him that long if he hadn't read some random book - definitely not to distract him from homework - and then gone for a walk.

Now the boy was laying on his chair - yes, laying. Don't ask. It's been about ten or fifteen minutes until he moved, and that was only because he got a notification on his phone.

*Ms. Nat added 11 people to "Friends? :0"*

Peter
:0
HELLO NEW PEOPLE
WELCOME TO THE BEST GROUP CHAT IN EXISTENCE

?
HELLO FELLOW MORTAL

Peter
WHO SAID IM A MORTAL

?
:0

Peter
B)

Mr. Stalker
Nat why

Ms. Nat
Because why not
Also
New people
Say your favorite Avenger and/or what you like so Peter can give you a name :)

Peter
Pronouns too please :D

?
I like Shuri and idc that she's not really an Avenger B)
Science is cool but vines are cooler B))
She/Her btw

Peter
I'm assuming you're a Gen Z

?
Correct
I'm assuming you are too

Peter
Also correct
Your name shall be...
Vine Queen

Vine Queen
Then you are the Meme Queen

Peter
So it shall be

??
Oh God not another one like my sister

Peter
This is going to be fun

Vine Queen
It is

Mr. Stalker
Nat what did you do