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Jack: Croissants: dropped

Dee: Road: works ahead

Steven: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Dave: Shavacado: fre

Peter: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Henry:

Henry, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Jack: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Dee: Okay, but what is updog?

Henry: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Dave: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Peter: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Steven: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Jack: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Dave: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Henry: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Dee: What's a henway??

Jack: Oh, about five pounds.

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Jack: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Dee: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Henry: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Dave: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Peter: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Steven:

Steven: I have emotional scars.

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Jack: I can help you with it!

Dee: Yeah, sure.

Steven: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Dave: lol nope.

Peter: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Henry: *Read 5:55pm*

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Jack: Nothing in life is free.

Dee: Love is free!

Steven: Adventure is free.

Peter: Knowledge is free.

Dave: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Jack: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Dee: Not if they consent to it.

Peter: Depends who you're stabbing.

Dave: YES?!?

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Jack: *Gently taps table*

Dee: *Taps back*

Peter: What are they doing?

Dave: Morse code.

Jack: *Aggressively taps table*

Dee: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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