1983-Facts and Fiction

Every Kapsie-Jimmy moment in 83

ONE: Kapil bowling a perfect delivery in the nets, 1st June

Jimmy (admiringly): Well bowled, Kaps

TWO: Jimmy hitting a lofted shot off Maddi in the nets, 1st June

Maddi: Kapil, catch!

Jimmy: Oye, impossible hai...Kapil ne ye pakad liya na, to jo wo bolega mai karunga...

Kapil misses and walks towards them

Kapil: Sorry, sorry, yaar, bohot mushkil tha

Vally: Jimmy paaji keh reh the tu ye pakad leta toh jo maangta de deta

Kapil: Phir toh Jim pa mai bolta World Cup shuru hone se pehle angrezi sikha do

Jimmy: Oh bhai...jaan maang leta toh zyada asaan hota

Kapil: Jaan maange se yaad ayi, Lala ji se baat huyi hai aaj?

Jimmy (straightaway in panic mode): Mai abhi karke aata hu...saman pakad

Jimmy gives his gloves to Maddi and runs off...

Kapil: Pranam dena mera!

THREE: Kapil running to his teammates after dropping the shoes in Ballu's room

Jimmy: Ladki? Ballu de kamre vich?

Kapil: Ha...naha dhoke nikli thi shayad, baal geele the...

Madan: Aur Ballu?

Kapil: Pata nahi...naha raha hoga...

Shastri: Dono sath me kyu nahi naha rahe the? (standing up) Mai dekhke aata hu

Kirmani (pulling him down): Arey ruko miya. Tum jake pith me sabun malte kya?

Everyone dissolving into laughter

Roger: No. It can't be Ballu

Jimmy: Ha yaar, Ballu nahi ho sakta...uski toh abhi sagai huyi hai Simran se...

Dilip: Ek ladki thi usdin nets me...shayad wo...

The 'girl' himself walks in, spoiling their investigation

FOUR: Kapil leading the introductions to the Queen of England

Kapil: Mohinder Amarnath...vice-captain...

Queen: Best of luck!

Jimmy: Your Majesty. Thank you

FIVE: Kapil's speech in the bus

Kapil: Tomorrow match...very important...

Kapil looking around at Jimmy for validation; Jimmy nodding in encouragement

Kapil: Cheeka, you hit. Dilip, you strong. Kirti, you focus, your problem there. Sandy, tu tagda hoke maar... Yash, you're a sher... Kiri bhai, aapko keeping karni hai

Kirmani: Mai toh harr match me wo ich karta hu na Kaps

Everyone laughs

Kapil (to Man bhai): Bass!

Man bhai (prompting): Inspirational...

Kapil: Like people says...taste the success once, tongue wants more (Kirti catches in the background)

Jimmy looking down, trying not to smile (and failing)

Man bhai (prompting again): Mumma wali baat...mumma wali baat!

Kapil: Baki...bass jeetke aana. Thank you

Kapil sits down hastily

Man bhai: I think team meeting is over