Every typical-Cheeka moment in 83

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One: The achar bottles at the airport

Cheeka: Man, we're vegetarian, Man

Yash: Kaise khayenge na udhar khana?

Later in the London hotel...

Man bhai: Suno sab loga... Aaj vegetarians ke vaste sirf bread butter aur salad manage ho sakta

Cheeka screws up his face

Man bhai: Arey aise kayeko dekh raha Cheeka

Two: Trouncing Maddi pa

Maddi: Aaram se maar na Cheeka! Bhai net practice hai

Cheeka: Humko chumma tukku tukku khelna nahi aata...I know only hitting, macha, go, go, bowl, bowl...go

Maddi: O Kapil isse samjha, mai sar pe mar dunga ball

Kapil: Rehen do Maddi pa, nahi aati use defence

Three: Watching the West Indies pacers practising

Maddi: In the history of the World Cup me, you know, West Indies ek match nahi hari. Ek bhi nahi

Roger: Michael Holding. He's known as the Whispering death. It's like a bullet. If it hits you, you're dead

Roger: That's Andy Roberts... He's known as the Hitman...

Yash: Ye sala chun chun ke marta hai

Roger: And that's Marshall. Shortest, but the fastest...

Roger: And there's the big bird...Joel Garner...

Yash: Chhay foot aat inch toh height hi hai iski. Hath seedha der foot upar jata. Upar se do foot uchhal ke ball marta hai. Total bara feet ka height se ball aati hai aapki taraf, der sau kilometre prati hour ki speed me...Bach lo bhai...

Cheeka: Eh, shut up da! Cricket dekhne aye hai, ya horror film? Sabko dara raha kyu?

Three: Winking at Queen Elizabeth

Yash: Oye Cheeke...tu zara dhyan se...udhar Queen ko ankh mat maar dena. Ye log seedha uthake jail me daal denge

Cheeka: Ey...shut up da

Later...

Kapil: Srikkanth...opening batsman. He got no meaning of defence

His team leans forward to see

Queen: Best of luck!

Cheeka (very very carefully): Your majesty

Cheeka's eye twitches into the wink

The Queen stares

Kapil (hastily): Madan Lal...all-rounder...

Four: After Kapil's speech in the bus

Man bhai: I think team meeting is over

Led by Jimmy and Sunny, everyone claps

Cheeka (standing up and yelling along with the TV song): I don't know what you say... I don't know what he says (pointing at Kaps)

Everyone joins in; Kapil's grin back on his face

Five: Breaking the bulb

British commentator on TV: I guess the Indians didn't pray enough! It's stopped raining

Yash (standing up): Kuchh bhi barbar karte jaa rahe! Muh bandh dunga inka!

Kapil (too calmly): Bolne de...bolne de...

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