*It's a warm, sunny day. Batman and Superman sit in a booth in the Super Café. Batman is holding a mug of coffee whilst retelling the events of The Dark Knight*
Batman: ... and WHAMO!
Superman: Wait... so you did that!?
Batman: Yep.
Superman: You ran over The Joker?!
Batman: Yep.
Superman: You ran over a human being?!
Batman: Yep.
Superman: But... but what about your rule, man!
Batman *smiling whilst taking a sip of coffee*: Didn't kill him.
Meanwhile....
*The Joker lies in a hospital bed in Gotham City. He has casts everywhere. A sassy black nurse walks past.*
The Joker: Hey. Can I ask you something?
*The nurse stops and looks at him*
Nurse: Hmm?
The Joker: Do you know how... I got these scars?
Nurse: Hmmmm... From Batman?
The Joker: FROM BATMAN!
*Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort walk into the ward*
Harry: Hey Joker!
The Joker: Who are you?
Harry: I'm Harry, Harry Potter.
Nurse: I'm leaving.
*Nurse leaves*
The Joker *reaching out for the Nurse*: Nooo! Come back!
*Harry walks over and places the Muffilato Charm on the door which the Nurse walked out of*
Harry: That should keep anyone from eavesdropping.
The Joker: What the hell... was that!?
Lord V: Magic, duh.
Harry: We're wizards you see.
The Joker: Then how come this one doesn't have a nose? And... why is he so pale?
Harry: Take that Dark Lord!
Lord V *sighs*: It's a long story. Like really long. Like... if we wrote it all down it would take at least seven books.
Harry: Or eight movies.
The Joker: So... um... why are you here?
Harry: Well I don't know why Voldie's here, but I'm here because I heard you were talking about your scars.
Lord V: Erm... yeah I don't know why I'm here either.
The Joker: Anyway... do you know how I got these scars?
Harry: From Batman, yada yada yada.
The Joker: But it's true!
Harry: You may be complaining about all your cuts and bruises from your episode with Batman-
The Joker: I AM IN THE HOSPITAL! I GOT RUN OVER BY A MOVING VECHILE!
Harry: Yeah yeah. But at least you don't have this *points to lightning scar on forehead* on your head!
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