HAPPY DEATH DAY xdinary heroes

#.038 ★ banana

xdinary heroes

gaoff
smoothie is
an applesauce

joyce
milk is cereal
water

jungsus
toothpaste is
bone soap

svt album
socks are feetie
heaties

black widow
forks are stabby
grabbies

gunill
hyeongjun i
had faith in you

black widow
great because
i don't

gaoff
where did self
care go?

svt album
don't, or else jungsu
will start with his
spongebob shit

jungsus
first of all that
cartoon gave me
a trauma

joyce
i need help :(

svt album
what happened?

joyce
i don't know
what a word means

joyce
my online friend
told me and idk
how to reply

black widow
what is it?

joyce
BDSM

svt album is typing...

jungsus
Being Dead Sounds
Magneficents

joyce
okay ty:)

gunill
NO

gunill
jungsu stop
confusing the baby

joyce
baby?

black widow
don't disagree cuz
you are

svt album
stop with your
suicidal thoughts

gaoff
if i ever die and no
one uses a ouija board
to keep me updated with
memes i will hunt all
of you

jungsus
when i kill myself i'm going to
do it so it looks as if it
was a murder and everytime
one of u pisses me
becomes the possible
murderer

joyce
sucks to be
me then lol

svt album
if *

jungsus
let's keep the
when for now 😗

gaoff
stop talking about
death

joyce
yes let's talk
abt why am i not a
banana

black widow
😕❓

gunill
because your genetic code
dictates that you're a
human.

gunill
however u must be
pleased to know that you share
50% - 60% of your dna with bananas

joyce
thank you

gaoff
are you saying some
people are ten percent more
banana than others ?

jungsus
omg ...

svt album
THEN WHY AREN'T
WE MINIONS?

black widow
maybe we are and
gunil is gru

gunill
that would be jooyeon
cuz of his nose

jungsus
jooyeon's nose
hater since day
one 😞💯💯

gaoff
you bully him
from whatever
reason

jungsus
the only thing
stopping me from
kms 😔😔

joyce
should i be glad?

jungsus
listen i have a
licence to kill and
haven't used it on you
before

jungsus
yes u SHOULD
be glad

svt album
where'd you
get that?

jungsus
made it myself

jungsus
with purple and
gold sparkling
glitters 🙄👌

gunill
are you a princess?

gaoff
do we all agree that
mulan best character

black widow
she saved everyone's
ass without needing a
boy by her side

jungsus
didn't moana also
do that ... ?

gaoff
wouldn't label that
as saving a whole
country but yes

joyce
isn't it weird how we
need to pay for everything!?

joyce
first theme parks

joyce
and now

black widow
plane tickets?

gaoff
concert tickets?

jungsus
prostitution?

joyce
i meant my glasses

joyce
glasses .

gunill
jungus???

gunill
jungsu*

jungsus
did i stutter

svt album
you sincerely concern
me

jungsus
i didn't watch extracurricular
to be an uncultured bitch

gaoff
fair

black widow
if only bae gyuri actually
minded her own fucking
business

joyce
hey! no spoilers

svt album
you can't watch that

joyce
why? :(

jungsus
cuz we say so.

joyce
but-

svt album
no buts, youre too
young

black widow
jooyeon don't

gaoff
don't say it

gunill
pls

joyce
... butts 🍑

jungsus
disappear from here