HAPPY DEATH DAY xdinary heroes

#.084 ★ frank

jiseok and not-jiseoks

jiseok
can i be frank with you guys?

seungmin
sure, but i don’t see how changing your name is gonna help

baby
can i still be jungsu?

seungmin
shh, let frank speak

jooyeon
dumbasses y'all are
all dumbasses

baby
says who

jooyeon
it's hyeongjun

gunil
what happened to u

jooyeon
long story

jooyeon
ill borrow my bf
phones for a while

seungmin
how do we know who's
typing

jooyeon
i think u can tell

jiseok
attention back to me

seungmin
tell us frank

jiseok
we look hot af in
the music video no cap

jooyeon
and the song hyeongjun
wrote >>>>

gunil
i helped too

jooyeon
who r u exactly

gunil
pls bring hyeongjun back

jiseok
is he your fav children ?

gunil
yes

baby
mine too

jooyeon
fucking hell no

jooyeon
^ hyeongjun

baby
gunil our child
doesn't love us

gunil
fair lmao

seungmin
when will we see us on
the list to perform it live?

jooyeon
tomorrow at two pm

seungmin
who is it

baby
junhan

baby
jooyeon wouldn't know it

jooyeon
i didn't :')

jiseok
anw let's meet up
at gunil's house

jiseok
i'll treat you all chicken

gunil
what's the occasion?

jooyeon
are u going to die (finally)

jiseok
no

jiseok
an apology for having forgotten
jungsp's birthday

baby
jungsu

jiseok
yeah whatever

jiseok
what do u want

seungmin
you choose <33

jiseok
ok ill poison it !!

jooyeon
poison is a magic
transmutation potion that
turns people into corpses

jiseok
a knife is actually a magic wand

seungmin
a gun is a magic missile

baby
i hope you all choke on the nugget

jiseok
wait the menu is all in
english

jiseok
i suck at it

baby
u suck at everything

jooyeon
not at being pretty

jiseok
thanks hun 😘

jooyeon
loml mwah

jiseok
what does 'take out' mean?

gunil
take food at home

seungmin
dating

baby
murder

jooyeon
all of the three if you
are not a coward

jooyeon
would you guys be there for
me if i was going through
something?

gunil
nope, absolutely not

jiseok
i hope it sucks, whatever
you're going through <33

seungmin
hope it emotionally scars
you for the rest of your life

baby
i can't wait to go to your
funeral, knowing i could've
changed that outcome

gunil
jongseob

gunil
too much

baby
who tf is jongseob

gunil
sorry

gunil
* junhsu

gunil
** jongsu

gunil
*** justin bieber

gunil
babe

baby
choke

jooyeon
^ it was hyeongjun

baby
ohh sure honey what is it?

seungmin
yeah tell us

jooyeon
...

jooyeon
fuck u guys really :((

jooyeon
crybaby

jooyeon
nvm i don't want your help anymore

jiseok
noo spill the tea bestie

jooyeon
perish

jiseok
croissants: dropped

baby
bbq sauce: on my titties

seungmin
shavacado: fre

gunil
boomer: didn’t understand
a single word of that
and i hate every single one of you

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if i had to publish another xdh book which ship would u like it to be the main characters?

was thinking about the nugget duo 🤔