HAPPY DEATH DAY xdinary heroes

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xdinary heroes

jisock
how does coffee
taste like?

shootil
not as it
smells

jisock
oh

jisock
so like shampoo

jungsucker
what-

jungsucker
why do u say
it as if you tried?

jisock
shampoo doesn't
taste as it smells

mansae
thank you for this
useless information

dumb bitch
i need attention

dumb bitch
5 jooyeons or
5 y/o jooyeon

black widow
it doesn't go
close to the
shampoo topic

dumb bitch
do i care

shootil
jesus both
are nightmares

black widow
five year old
jooyeon is better

black widow
imagine having to
deal with five jooyeon

jungsucker
minus five people
on earth

mansae
you would need to get rid
of the bodies

jungsucker
oh

jungsucker
then let's do five y/o
jooyeon, the body
is smaller

mansae
that's not what
i meant ??

jisock
no okay but if jooyeon
is a pain in the ass while
he's eighteen

jisock
IMAGINE HIM BEING
FIVE YEARS OLD

dumb bitch
in my defence i
wasn't that annoying
when younger

shootil
five jooyeon

shootil
so that he could
to all the chores

black widow
five jooyeons
need to eat

shootil
idc he can starve

dumb bitch
thank you ??

mansae
anyway, shoutout
to netflix for being
the only one who
checks on me

mansae
"are you still watching?"
yes bae, thank you
for asking

shootil
do you have a crush for
netflix as jungsu had
one for google?

jungsucker
didn't come online
today to get reminded
of that ??

jisock
wait this reminded
me of jooyeon
wanting to be
hello kitty

jisock
and i was thinking
imagine being a
vampire in the 1800s

shootil
i feel like i shouldn't
ask any question

jisock
wearing sexy
corsets and
sleeping the whole
day sounds nice

mansae
you got a point

black widow
out of all i would
love to see jooyeon
wearing corset

dumb bitch
omw to buy one

jisock
why aren't we
vampires :((

shootil
you haven't
died yet

jungsucker
IF I DIE I BECOME
A VAMPIRE??

shootil
no??

jungsucker
i want edward cullen
as my vampire sugar
daddy

mansae
with all of your
lack of sleeping i assume
you alr are one

jisock
...

jisock
can you bite me?

jungsucker
of course 🧛‍♂️

shootil
dumbasses

shootil
im dealing
with dumbasses

mansae
took you long
enough to figure
out

mansae
you're one of them
too

shootil
shut up
favourite child

dumb bitch
YOU HAVE A FAV
CHILD AND IS NOT ME?

shootil
yes

black widow
do we all have a
nickname?

shootil
obv

shootil
jooyeon is
problematic child

dumb bitch
i mean fair

jungsucker
mean

shootil
jiseok is
child number one

jisock
i feel special ?

shootil
cuz he's the
oldest out of
the children

jisock
nvm

mansae
wait jungsu
should be the oldest

shootil
no he's wifey

jungsucker
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jungsucker
WHAT

shootil
didn't u say
we were married?

jungsucker
I CHOCKED
WAIT A MIN

mansae
bestie died

jisock
will be missed

black widow
rest in piss 😔