Demon food make a groupchat (chatfic)

Wakey wakey wakey wakey its time for school

Chapter Text
Spinach: is everyone up we need to go to school

Ketchup: do we have to

Onionhead: I dont want to go

GingerGirlboss: i didn't even sleep

EmoBitch: same

EmoBitch: it was worth it

GingerGirlboss: totally

NurseJoy: I am deeply concerned

Domino's pizza: you should be

Grandpa: When did Lani and Thoma join the group chat?

GingerGirlboss: i invited them last night they just didnt respond

Ketchup: yeah cause we were asleep

Nose: you literally made the group chat after 11 pm

NurseJoy: anyways

NurseJoy: everyone get ready we have a lot of stops to make

EmoBitch: yes ma'am

GingerGirlboss: yes maam

Grandpa: Where are Phil and the other kids?

GingerGirlboss: Phil was the only one out of the younger kids that got a phone because the Ratri clan didnt want any of the children to turn into snotty iPad kids

EmoBitch: sheesh

God: IM HERE!

GingerGirlboss: PHIL!

God: EMMA!

GingerGirlboss: <3

God: <3

Domino's pizza: are we all just going to ignore phils username

Spinach: what do you mean

Nursejoy: what is wrong with it?

EmoBitch: I dont see a problem

Domino's pizza: you know what nevermind

NurseJoy: alright lets get all the kids in the car

NurseJoy: we have places to be

GingerGirlboss: puts on shades

GingerGirlboss: lets ride.

EmoBitch: not this shit again

GingerGirlboss: you just jealous

EmoBitch: Of what your shortness

GingerGirlboss: ah-

NurseJoy: In the car. now.

EmoBitch: yes maam

GingerGirlboss: yes maam

NurseJoy is offline
EmoBitch is offline
GingerGirlboss is offline
Grandpa is offline
God is offline
Domino's pizza is offline
Ketchup is offline
OnionHead is offline
Spinach is offline

4:20 pm

EmoBitch: that was awful

Grandpa: Was the material too hard for you to understand Ray?

EmoBitch: You better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelet

Grandpa: Make me Bitch.

GingerGirlboss: It was awful to be fair

EmoBitch: this lint licker

Domino's pizza: LINT LICKER