1-Awesome, 11:05 am (Saturday)
Usernames;
Aoyama: Sparkley
Mina: Qween
Tsu: Kermit
Iida: Sonic
Uraraka: Floaty
Ojiro: Tailz
Kaminari: Pikachu
Kirishima: Rock
Kouda: Sleeping beauty
Satou: Sugar rush
Shouji: Armz
Jirou: Jack
Sero: Tape dispenser
Tokoyami: #1bird
Todoroki: hotncold
Hagakure: Where?
Bakugo: BOOM!
Midoriya: Desktop
Momo: MOMo
Eraserhead: Sleepingbag
Present Mic: Loudspeaker
All Might: skeleTON
Nezu: Ratgod
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Desktop: We lived!
Hotncold: i feel like a piece of cow dung on a road
Jack: hands down, worst experience ever
#1bird: I am emotionally scarred
Sonic: how are the other two doing?
Desktop: not much better
#1bird: Shinso believes that he will never recover his eye bags
Hotncold: he was really sad about it too
Desktop: What did we miss?
Floaty: Bakugo added Nezu
Ratgod: Take care of yourselves, please
Hotncold: I will politely decline
Ratgod has added Endeavor to the chat
Sleepingbag has changed Endeavors username to Flamingtrash
Flamingtrash:
Flamingtrash: this is a lot
Flamingtrash: Shoto, no
Hotncold: Shoto yes
Flamingtrash: why add me though?
Sleepingbag: We need a constant stream of sane adults, or we might become one of them.
Qween: oof
Pikachu: oof
Rock: oof
Tape dispenser: oof
BOOM!: WILL YOU FOUR STOP REPEATING EACH OTHER
Rock: Bakubro, stop yelling
Desktop: Kaustuki
BOOM!:
BOOM!: sorry guys
Where?: what
Tailz: see? Scary
Desktop: Aizawa-sensei, who was the last person in my room?
Ratgod: it was Kaminari
BOOM!: CODE RED
BOOM!: EVACUATE THE DORMS
BOOM!: OFFER DUNCE FACE AS A PEACE OFFERING
BOOM!: SERO TAPE DUNCE FACE TO THE WALL
BOOM!: WE DONT WANT TO DIE
Flamingtrash:
Flamingtrash: are we talking about Midoriya?
Flamingtrash: like cinnamon roll, wouldnt hurt a fly
Desktop: I would not hurt a fly, they are innocent creatures.
Desktop: I would, however, maim Kaminari right now.
Desktop is offline
skeleTON: i am on my way to stop him
BOOM!: you will be missed, All Might
BOOM!: you were an amazing teacher
BOOM!: not as good as Aizawa, but you had your moments
Ratgod: those two will be fine on their own for the most part
Ratgod: Mido is forcing him to bake chocolate chip cookies
Ratgod: just stay out of the kitchen
Ratgod: nevermind stay out of the building
Ratgod: RIP kaminari
Where?: keep us posted
Ratgod: All Might has entered the scene
Ratgod: he has a blanket?
Ratgod: Burrito Mido
Ratgod: Mido got his cookies
Ratgod: he seems happier now, but hes still glaring at Kaminari
Ratgod: Kaminari just short-circuited
Ratgod: coast is clear
Everyone is offline
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IRL (Todoroki POV)
Almost the entire class standing outside the dorms has attracted a lot of attention. Even though Nezu has said that the situation has been taken care of, nobody has moved to go back inside. Bakugo has been clinging to Kirishima for the past ten minutes, muttering to himself.
"Is 1-A scared of a little bug? Did All Might have to go in and kill a little spider?"
Someone from the general education course taunted. Nobody replied, keeping their eyes on the door. Monoma came up to me.
"What happened?"
"Code red."
Was all I said in reply. Nobody needed to know.
All Might came back out.
"The situation has been handled, just dont bother him for the next little bit."
Kaminari came out behind him, looking a little roughed up, covered in flour and short-circuited, but otherwise okay.
Bakugo let go of Kirishima, and the class filed back into the dorms.
