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Today 6:27PM

Tyler:
Miss lifeguard brain rot
Natatawa pa rin ako 🤣

Mikko:
Dude
Hahahahaha

Luke:
Miss Lifeguard?

Tyler:
Yeahhh the girl who tried to save Ish

Ishmael:
Lol

Mikko:
Do you know her ba Ish

Ishmael:
Our parents were high school batchmates.

Tyler:
Wow

Ishmael:
Wow what

Tyler:
So what's her name?

Ishmael:
Why do you have to know

Mikko:
May bakod agad 🔥

Tyler:
DUDE I WAS JUST ASKING PARA HINDI MISS LIFEGUARD TAWAG NATIN SA KANYA
Why do u have to hurt my feelings man
And I'd be more interested dun sa kasama niya
Sa'yo na si Miss Lifeguard HINDI KO NAMAN INAAGAW PARE
So anong name nung kasama ni Miss Lifeguard?

Mikko:
Hindi mo kilala?
Varsity tapos 'di kilala players ng rival school

Luke:
Yuck poser.

Tyler:
If I know her I'd be sliding on her dms na
Sino nga

Luke:
Pangit mo, Ty.

Tyler:
ANG RANDOM NAMAN NIYAN GAGO

Mikko:
You don't watch USLP? Women's volleyball.

Tyler:
Games ko lang pinapanood ko
I'm mayabang like that
Jk I really don't know. Baka I know her by name but not by face?

Ishmael:
We can see that.

Mikko:
May party yata sila Miss Lifeguard last night e

Ishmael:
Yeah. Her brother's birthday daw.
And stop calling her miss lifeguard.

Tyler:
Ows baket

Ishmael:
Do you want to be called 9 bano?

Tyler:
Aba

Ishmael:
See
Don't call other people names.

Tyler:
You wouldn't tell us her name kaya
'Di rin naman negative yung miss lifeguard. Cute nga e

Ishmael:
Hermes.
That's her name.

Tyler:
Like the greek god? Or yung designer brand

Ishmael:
Ewan ko. Pake mo
ko*

Mikko:
Ramdam ko na

Luke:
Love at first swim.
Tangina niyo, ang lalandi.

Tyler:
Ikaw nagsabing love at first swim ta's kami malandi
'Di ata tama yun
Ikaw din dapat

Ishmael:
Ty, hate to break it to you but he's being sarcastic.
And honest.

Tyler:
Luke hahaba ba ilong mo kapag nagsinungaling ka

Luke:
Tingnan natin.
Pangit mo, Tyler.
Wala namang nangyari.
Tyler pogi ka.
The fuck man, humaba.

Tyler:
Aba?

Oh 1v1 na lang. Sama mo na si Mikko at Ish

Mikko:
Away ba 'to

Tyler:
Away na lang kasi ayaw ko po ng gulo :(
Tahimik ni Ish

Luke:
Speechless siya haha corny mo raw.

Ishmael:
Bahala kayo d'yan.
I have a dinner to attend.
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