Albedo Eats Likes To Spiders (hint: i do to!)

Dreamy wenie x cheese stick (slight lemon warning)

"OMG DREAM?!?!?!" Akaza yells in fear like I would too

"Who?"

"My names Weenie..." dream starts

"Dreamy weenie"

"And I heard you had some cheese sticks " Dream says and grabs AKAZAS cheese stick and licks it slowly and begins flirting with the cheese stick

"Hey bbg.. does Ed Sheeran hate you..?" dream frowned

"Because your beautiful ppl..."

Dream licks his lips and glances up and down the cheese stick and smirks as he looks at the shiny bright yellow clean cheese stick that looked fresh out of the tree. He put his hands in his pockets and slanted his head to create a romantic atmosphere before romantically advancing with the cheese stick. Xiao and Akaza exchanged glances and frowned in dream direction, but dream didn't stop there.. He lifted up his hand to the height of the glorious cheese stick and started slowly turning his wrist so his nails faced himself, he rubbed his fingers together then stroked the cheese stick. he smirked then touched the top of the cheese stick rapper and peeled it slowly downwards flashing the cheese stick for about half a centimeter.

Xiao and Akaza began whispering rude things about Dreams crusty hair to each other under their breaths, but Dream did not care at all. dream started squashing the top of the cheese stick and putting it in his mouth, not swallowing but letting it dissolve in his mouth because he hadn't taken his hourly cough medicine.

"Ew what the fuck" akaza and xiao say in unison but then ..... douma walks in on them, dream makes a shocked expression and runs out the door costing the cheese stick aside.