Mr. Armageddon: A Shonen Marvel Story (Uncut & Unrated)

"Chapter 13: First Date"

When we got home I went upstairs to my room but when I opened the door I was startled by what I saw in my room.

Maja MacKinzie was in my room, she was sitting on my computer chair cross legged and she said to me "Sup Hayato, nice room you got here." I was about to speak before she said, "This room is the definition of the word 'Weeb' and the smell of this room..." She sniffed the air and said, "Smells like Wimpiness, Boy Hormones, Ramen, and Sushi with notes of Loneliness and Desperation." I then closed the door and said, "Ok that's enough." and she asked, "What's wrong? I'm just saying that your room is nice."

I then asked her, "Thanks but what are you doing here and how did you get in here?" and she replied, "I snuck out of my house and took a bus here and I climbed the tree next to your window and went through it. Also I'm here for our date." I then said, "But you said our date wasn't till next weekend." and she replied, "Yeah but then it reminded me, I don't wanna wait till next week to go on a date with someone plus it gets so fucking boring in my apartment since my dad almost never lets me leave home even though I'm eighteen hence why my skin looks whiter than a fucking ghost on halloween."

I then said, "Well I'm not gonna lie but I think your skin looks kinda hot, with that black hair of yours you kinda look like Lust from Fullmetal Alchemist." Maja replied, "Well at least someone likes my skin color." then she asked me, "So are you ready for our date?" I replied, "Well sure I'll go on a date but right now you can't be here." and she asked, "Why not? Didn't you tell your parents about Me? About us?" I replied, "Well yes, I told My Mom but Her and My Dad are kinda strict on who can come into the house." Maja then said, "Just like My Dad." then she asked, "So are we gonna go on our date or not Momma's Boy? Because I had to sneak out of my apartment and take a bus to this area and walk all the way to your house so-"

I then said, "Ok, ok, ok! We'll go on a date but I'm gonna have to steal my parents' car since I don't have one." Then she replied, "I'll wait for you outside."

Maja then opened the window and climbed back down the tree then I snuck downstairs to the front door towards the key hook but before I went grabbed them, I looked over and saw Mom napping on the couch and Dad napping on the chair so I grabbed the keys to the SUV and snuck back upstairs and went through my window onto the tree, closed the window, and climbed down and snuck over to the SUV where I saw Maja behind it, crouched down.

I then stood up and unlocked the doors and got inside the driver's seat while Maja got into the passenger seat and I started the car, backed away from the driveway, and drove off.

During the drive I asked Maja, "So where to m'lady?" and she replied, "Let's go to that K-Bar, Toshiba's. I read about it online and heard it was really good." I then said, "Wait, a K-Bar? But we're not old enough to drink." Maja then told me, "You don't have to be twenty-one to use the Karaoke rooms and order food, you only have to be twenty-one to order the alcoholic drinks."

Then she said, "Just so you know that stuff I did last night was only because I was still kinda high so this time since I'm sober, no lovey-dovey shit tonight." I replied, "Ok, no lovey-dovey stuff, got it."

She then asked me, "So what did you do all day?" I told her, "I went down to Castro Beach in Atlantica with Kohane to hang out with Alejandra, Carlos, Diondre, and Mirlande. We hung out on the beach, we played volleyball, and we tried surfing but it didn't go too well for us. Then we went to the pier and had a bite to eat and then Me and Kohane went home and we stayed there for the rest of the day."

Maja looked skeptical and asked, "So you stayed at home all day huh?" and I asked her, "Did you stay home all day?" and she replied, "Of course I stayed home all day! I'm basically a prisoner at home!" Then she asked me, "So what did you do at home all day?"