F.U.C.K and G.U.N

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"ahh~ the smell of fresh ice crea- *BOOM* -ozzy I'll be right back" sen quickly stuffed his face with... Chilli ice cream (oh god) and dashed passed a impressed ozpin and confused glynda

"..." Glynda started at ozpin looking for a explaination

"He's a old friend of mine" ozpin laughed it off



With sen

"-OUR THE GUY WHOS RUINING MY REPUTATION!" whatever sen expected it was not a girl with red bangs silver eyes weilding a schythe... Well he did expect that. What he didn't expect however was a scarlet haired boy also with silver eyes who looked wayyyy to similar to 'the gun god' mercilessly beating up a guy with somewhat orange hair with a fancy tophat... He was getting beat up by a comic book!

"yeah go roony!" Well that should be a coincidence righ-

"FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT CHANGE MY NAME TO ROWAN!" the orange haired man shouted

"WELL YOU WILL HAVE TO OR ELSE IM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH LIL R!" the boy shouted slapping the man with the comic book

"FUCK YOU BIG RED!"

"DO YOU HATE YOURSELF THAT MUCH LIL R!?" -yup GUNGOD roman was currently slapping a guy who (presumably) had the same name as him... Oh well atleast demon guy or imortal guy arn't here... Wait I jinxed myself didn't I?

"OH FUCK THIS!" lil R said pointing a Cane at GUNGOD... And if sen knew something about this world-

*BANG*

-its that everything can be a gun, even a person.

"I'm getting tired of this lil R" GUNGOD said throwing away his comic book... And took out another giant schythe like the one the girl held... But white. And slashed the fire dust bullet into two.

"You won't get it kid" lil R said fireing more dish rounds as GUNGOD slashed them all into pieces. Weird for (former) GUNGOD

"Yeah yeah lil R!" GUNGOD spun around in a semicircle as grey... powder erupted from his feet nearly missing lil R

"HA! you miss-"

*BOOM"

Turns out that was gunpowder and GUNGOD had turned his schythe into a small pistol and shot it making it explode. How did he even turn that into a pistol!? Oh wait GUNGOD magic.

"Gah!" Lil R winced in pain. Even with aura (it was an assumption) protecting him he still would have felt the force... Sen spoke from experience, not with aura though

"Alright I'm done play-" lil R was inturrupted by a... Small Bullhead? What the hell was it called again? And where'd that come from

"where'd that come from!?" GUNGOD vocalised sens thoughts as the girl behind him tapped sens shoulder.

"..."

They stared for a moment.

"...shoot bullhead?" Sen asked his expression unchanged

"Yes" the girl imideatly flipped her schythe around- IS THAT A FUCKING SNIPER!?

the girl started shooting at the bullhead as lil R jumped onto a shop... Which had broken... Everything as GUNGOD chased him... WHERE DID HE GET THAT GUN FROM!?

GUNGOD was now carrying a coffin like gun, it was white with... Weird edges and two glowing... Holes? Near the top along with a weird design near the middle

 Holes? Near the top along with a weird design near the middle

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"YOU CANT RUN FROM ME!" The coffin gun started shooting... Rapidly as explosions appered on it's back...along with wings!?

"What the fuck" sen muttered as a wall of fire erupted from the bullhead blocking some of the bullets. That isn't a semblence! He could feel it,aura was different from magic in some aspects but he could still detect it and what he was detecting right now wasn't aura or a semblence or va¶©✓'¶$™ so it has to be magic

"Ruby!" GUNGOD called out to the girl who was firing her... Sniper schythe at the bullhead

"Yes?" She responded stopping her rapid firing

"..." Sen just stayed silent

"blood moon." He said as the girl (ruby) nodded and changed her weapon to a schythe before dissapearing into rose petals, GUNGOD also changed his weapon opening the coffin gun and taking out his white schythe which was inside and spinning it around... Before throwing it!

"Let's do this!" Ruby yelled as she used her semblence along with the momentum of the bullets being fired from the bottom of her schythe to propel herself as fast as the schythe GUNGOD had thrown.

GUNGOD also used his semblance as he blitzed pass sen in a huge burst of speed, though he did take a glance at sen. Quickly catching up to his wepon the both of them lept up onto the bullhead, GUNGOD slashing away some fireballs being thrown at them by a shadowed person and ruby lifting her schythe above her head from behind him.

As GUNGOD continually slashed the fireballs in the air he dissapeared now appearing behind the bullhead leaving a trail of gunpowder behind him as ruby slashed down on the bullhead carving the 'aura' barrier that was blocking their previous attacks but not immediately breaking it and quickly used her semblence to get away, and in mid air change her schythe into a sniper rifle shooting the strey line of gunpowder-

*BOOM*

-Making it blow up, GUNGOD turned and the coffin gun appeared in his arms again.

"Boom" he said as missiles were launched from the sides of the coffin, sen could only stare as a giant torrent of fire tried to protect the bullhead, but...









...GUNGOD had other plans. He still in the air threw the coffin gun at the torrent of fire, some missiles had gone through the flames, and manifested his white scythe and looked to Ruby's Direction and nodded, as the girl lept up from the building he was watching from and used her semblence to gain some hight

"Final act." GUNGOD said to ruby who nodded and positioned her scythe to her right in mid air, while GUNGOD positioned his to his left

The two used their semblences dashing through the balls of fire hurled at them from a mysterious figure as the two came into slashing distance of the bullhead.

Red slashed through the upper part of the bullhead with some difficulty as white slashed through the bottom with grace and precision easily and quickly tearing it from the main body as lil R watched his mouth wide in shock while the mysterious figure seemed to curse and do... Something as they both dissapeared into the shadows.

"Magic..." GUNGOD muttered under his breath, sen catching his words

"Yea" he replied as the two descended from the sky ruby frantically falling while GUNGOD had already made his way down.

"You gonna help your girlfrie-"

"She's my sister, sen!" GUNGOD yelled "and she can land safely... I think."

"Glad you still remember me GUNGOD." sen replied watching ruby fall.

"It's roman" gun- roman said "and did you fin-"

"Sorry dude, the only reson I found you is because I wanted to see some action!" Sen yelled as ruby finally landed

"...well atleast wev and sho should be doing well"

"Yea, sheep kid and flower boy." The two shared a gust bump as roman rushed to Ruby's side.

'though I wonder...' sen thought starring up to the moon 'what would happen if there were more of us here?'...









..his question would be answered.



Another universe

"Wee~" a small white haired boy with small sheep horns was swimming in his fluff.

Another another universe

"Ophis... What do you want to watch for porn night?" A white haired young man asked a Gothic Lolita sitting on his lap who made a thinking expression.

"...petplay?" The girl replied with a thinking expression.

"..." The white haired man just gave a thumbs up as the Gothic Lolita snuggled into his body











'playing with pets doesn't sound inappropriate?' the white haired man thought

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 27, 2022 ⏰

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