Imagine Cartters

Shots

Cartman's pov

Butters didn't go to work that day. He just lay on the couch watching really old episodes of Terrance and Phillip. He seemed so upset and stressed and he wouldn't even tell me why. In fact the whole day he didn't talk at all. I often came to check on him and gave him something to eat. I went to the fridge and saw that we were out of well everything. Butters wasn't going to go shopping, so I had to.

I'm sorry for everything
Oh, everything I've done

I hadn't been out of the house for months. I was a extreme intervert and I liked it that way. Though I couldn't stay away from the world forever. I put on some fresh clothes and my usual red jacket. Then I was off. The sun was really bright despite the cold weather. I wasn't sure what store Butters got our food at, so I just went to the local supermarket. I got all the usual groceries and was about to get in the checkout line when I noticed something.

There was a small stand with Imagine Dragons merchandise. I didn't know so much crap was made for that band. I saw cds, t-shirts and even fucking teddy bears. I walked over to the stand and picked up one of the teddy bears. It had a little t shirt on that said Firebreather with a little dragon.

"That would be a great present for a special someone," someone said behind me

"You think?" I asked thinking it was a sales person

"Yeah I'm sure Butters will love it."

I turned around to see Kyle Broflovski smiling at me. I haven't seen him in a long time, but he looked just as Jewish as before.

Am I out of touch?
Am I out of my place?
When I keep saying that I'm looking for an empty space
Oh, I'm wishing you're here
But I'm wishing you're gone
I can't have you and I'm only gonna do you wrong

"Hey Jewboy," I said

" Hey fatass," Kyle said "Long time no see."

"Yup, but I'm sure you were complaining," I said walking to check out line the bear still in my arms

"Can't say I was but I kinda missed you," Kyle said following me and helping bag my stuff.

"Sure Kahl and I definitely missed you," I said sarcastically

"Still a jackass I see," Kyle sighed

We left the store and decided to get lunch. I didn't know why Kyle was following me but I guessed I needed some company. We got some burgers and went to sit at a little bench near the park.

"How are you doing fatass?" Kyle asked

"Fine, you?" I said taking a bite of my burger

"Good, gonna be married in a few months," Kyle smiled

"Congrats," I said lacking in excitement

"Though from what I heard, your love life isn't doing well," Kyle said concerned

"What what do you mean?" I asked completely surprised by this

"Well I mean Butters is on the limb between Kenny and Selene," Kyle said confused that I didn't know this

I spit out my burger in shock all over Kyle.

"Oh God Dammit not again!" Kyle whined wiping the food off him

" How long has Kenny been hitting on Butters?!" I demanded