The Way Things Are. (Edward Elric x Reader)

Explanations and Fun Times

I was trying to reach a can of fruit when Alphonse came over to me. "Hey do you want me to help you?" he smiled. How in the hell was he taller than me. Hahaha (y/n) took the short one. Wait, don't the short ones have big feet, and if they have big feet..... Dammit! "Uh, ya I guess!" As he reached up, his shirt went up. Damn V-line. Oh shit! My nose began to bleed. "Oh, are you ok?" He asked grabbing a paper towel and walking towards me. "Oh, ya I'm totally fine."I said starting to wipe it. "No, let me clean it off!" I started backing up until I tripped over (y/n)'s dog, Mimi. I was so surprised I grabbed Alphonse's hand and pulled him down with me. 'Why do I feel something on my lip-OH MY GOD!' Alphonse was kissing me. He opened his eyes and pushed up "OH MY TRUTH, I AM SO SORRY!"He screamed out. His face was more red than when Ed grabbed Clara's boob. SHIT. Blood started flowing out of my nose. "What the fuck!" (y/n) came out with Ed.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flash back over~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"So basically, you could have ended up having sex on my kitchen floor?" you asked pissed off.

"Hey we could always join them." laughed Ed. You looked at him with a creeped out face. "What the fuck? No!" you laughed as you punched him on the shoulder. "Hey, you guys wanna go to a restaurant? Cause I'm hungry. My treat." you continued on. "Ya!" everyone chimed in. "Then let's go!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Time skip brought to you by a guys big ass~~~~~

We walked in and I went to the counter, "Hi, can we have a table for 4, please?" "(y/n)? How have you been?"

"Ugh, Jake just get us a table. I really don't want to talk to you out of all people."

"Please."

"I said no. Just stop."

"I'm sorry."

You walked behind everyone, mad having him be your waiter. Ed sat down next to you. Jake gave him a 'nasty' glare. "Here are 3 menus and here's a kid's menu little guy!" Jake laughed. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING TO SMALL TO BE ABLE TO PICK A LEAF OFF A BRANCH!" Ed screamed. Thank God the restaurant was empty. "Brother, calm down! He never said that!" Alphonse tried to calm him down. "I'm sorry dude! Just don't hurt me!" Jake responded. "That's what I thought!" he said still pissed. As Jake left, Ed asked "How do you know that, dumbass?"

"He was my first boyfriend. But that little fucker cheated on me. So just as I was about to have my first kiss, I slapped and beat the shit out of him." I laughed. "So let me get this straight, you haven't had your first kiss?" he asked blushing. "No..." I said weirded out.

Meanwhile with Alphonse and KayCee

(KayCee's Pov)

I wonder what (y/n) and Ed were talking about. I looked down at my hand to find Alphonse grabbing it. I looked back up at him and saw lust in his eyes. I didn't even think. I just grabbed his face and we started making out. In between kisses he asked, "Can I taste your other lips?" "Fuck yes, after this." I responded back.

BACK TO YOU

"So you're saying you've never kissed anyone?"

You were annoyed by now and told him to shut up.

"I have not had any sexual contact."

"So are you saying, you haven't lost your v-card at the age of 25?"

Dead silence. Even KayCee and Alphonse stopped kissing.

This for you was a very serious topic as you hated being touched, and hated when people asked. What he didn't know, and you couldn't blame him, was that you were almost raped at the age 19. People saw you extremely vulnerable and wanted to take advantage of it. You had only ever told KayCee. Tears slowly faded out of your eyes. "Fuck. You." You ran out of the restaurant, running for what seemed miles.